The Return of the Century...or day (whatever)

[BluObieZ 1,125]

I know what you are thinking as you sit there in your moms basement jerking off to Asian cartoons. That life could not get better. I mean how could it? You live with mommy at home, you have a computer... well she owns it but you do use it for your needs and the keyboard is pretty well covered in pubic hair and dry “man sauce”. You get to stay in the cold dark basement all day and do whatever it is that you do and your mom only bugs you because she made you food. To which you yell “Mom! I'm busy” or “Bitch bring it down here” because you don't want to drag your sad carcass up and down the steps unless you really have to. But enough about your everyday life because that can get depressing real fucking quick. Onto bigger and better things.

 

By now I probably have your attention because I have degraded and belittled you. Which was fun if I may say so myself. Something you are not really used to in the league. I have been talking to a couple of current members and some recent ex members of how the league has become boring and how members are pussies. Basically not allowed to say certain shit, not allowed to do certain things. To me it sounded like the people that run the league wanted to make everyone “politically correct” if you know me or of me you know I never have and never will conform to that belief. If you conform to “be nice because it may hurt someone's feelings” then all we are doing is making society weak and making a generation of weak minded fools that will not be able to handle hardships and shit like that. If everyone stands around and throws blankets or whatever on top of the blemishes and shit that makes people say “damn life is not all peaches and roses” then a lot of the weaker people in the world would be even more sad. They would have even more sad thoughts. Which leads to well... I won't point that shit out this time because when I said shit like that last time people got up in arms that I was pointing out things that other people were sheltering them from their whole lives.

 

So anywho, why am I really back. Is it to be an asshole? Partly yes but that is me, if I came back and I was nice that wouldn't be me. But am I back with the sole purpose of pissing people off and not creating a player? no. I actually have a player in mind. He has a grand story, hell he has a rich and historic back story.

 

For those wondering my user name what changed to KingRobbie. It's not because I think I am a king. Yes I know that I am better then all of you but that has nothing to do with my username. It has everything to do with the player that I will create on Monday. No he is not a king, but close to one. No he is not from space like one player of mine was (Honestly forgot which one)

 

His name is Sir William Covington III a person that steps into the light claiming that he is the rightful king of England so while playing hockey he will be doing some insane things like taking the queen to court. Getting into bar fights with the princes and shit like that.

 

All in all I am back so deal with it. I have not changed at all, but as I said in my first post this come back is different then my last few ones. I am not here to annoy or ruffle feathers. I am here because even I get bored. I have little time here and there that I can maybe bang off a article here and there. Unfurl the massive story that my new player has one article at a time. Will I disagree with the morons that frequent this board? Hell yeah, it wouldn't be me if I didn't. But I am not here looking for those fights. If they come a long and offer up something stupid I sure as hell won't hesitate to bite.

 

So in closing fuck you to all my haters (99% of the league) fuck you to the people that don't know me and will soon hate me (.8%) and fuck you to the people that like me (just so you don't feel left out) So... a overall fuck you. I'm back! For now that is. Till once again I lose interest.

[Phil 5,119]

I am not here to annoy or ruffle feathers

If there are absolutely no ruffled feathers, then you haven't really come back. 

 

As long as it's: player first, ruffle second - then that' alllllllll good!!