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A&W Bear Chronicles: Seattle A&W locations switch to Hines ketchup


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A&W Bear Chronicles: Seattle A&W locations switch to Hines ketchup

VHL.com Newswire

 

A&W, SEATTLE, WASH. -- Jace Hines is good at hockey. How good you might ask?

 

GOOD ENOUGH TO GET EVERY A&W LOCATION IN SEATTLE TO SWITCH TO HINES KETCHUP BEFORE HE'S EVEN STEPPED ONTO A VHL ICE SURFACE.

 

Yes, we needed all caps to articulate just how impressive this feat is. The American hero has a team-high 25 goals with Moscow this season and with Seattle fans patiently awaiting his arrival, A&W locations have jumped the line by replacing that crappy Heinz ketchup with delicious and savory Hines ketchup, named solely in honour of the team's future star winger.

 

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You won't find this crap at an A&W in Seattle anytime soon.

 

To his credit, Hines (the human, not his ketchup line) is taking the announcement in stride.


"It's really an honour to see the city of Seattle already embrace me like this despite playing overseas in Russia," Hines said. "Honestly, it just drives me that much more to get to the next level. I can't wait."

 

Sure, Jace. We know this is the greatest thing to ever happen to you, even if you want to pretend to the contrary.


Until next time, keep your fries greasy and your burgers hot.

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