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I am about to unravel a tale so thick that birthing pussy could not spit it out. A little vulgar? Really? Do you not know who the hell I am? FUCK YOU! But moving on before this becomes a rant and not a player bio or whatever. I will start this the only way a story like this should really start. It is historically accurate, you can double check the facts. Up to the creation on my player. He is the only “historically” inaccurate thing in this whole fucking bio. So sit back and enjoy this story.

 

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The story begins not with the birth of Sir William Covington III but with the birth of his Great Grandfather Edward Albert Christian George Andrew Patrick David or what he will be known throughout history King Edward VIII. Edward was born June 23rd 1894 to his father and at the time next in line to be King of England George Frederick Ernest Albert and mother Mary of Teck. This made Edward second in line to the throne of England. A year later out popped Albert Frederick Arthur George who will go onto being King George VI.

 

In their early years Edward and George always competed to show off to their father, to prove that they are better than the other. Edward was second in line but he didn't really behave like the soon to be king. He shunned people, was really impatient, looked down at the poor and took pleasure in seeing people in pain. George felt that he should be second in line seeing that Edward really didn't care about the monarchy. But their father pointed out that the line of succession must stay true, and upon his death if Edward took the throne then George must accept it. Edward VII the then king saw that young Edward was different and told his son King George V that he agree that the young George should be able to jump over Edward in the line of succession.

 

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King Edward VII died May 6th 1910 making Edwards father the next King of England. King George V once taking the throne named Young Edward who was sixteen at the time Prince of Wales. Edward continued his odd ways publicly questioning decisions by high ranking officials. By the time World War 1 broke out King George V had enough with his rebellious son telling that he must go fight for his country. It's a long standing honour in the royal family that they go to battle with their men. Edward reluctantly agreed and joined the army. He toured around the battlefront more as a publicity stunt to show the troops that a royal was there. While his brother George served in the royal navy and royal air force.

 

Upon their return from their duty in World War 1, Edward took a more relaxed look on life and tried to stay out of the spotlight. In hopes that his father would not change the line of succession. On their fathers death bed, King George V told his sons that Edward will be the new king of England. This angered young George because he was the more liked Prince. But he respected his fathers decision.

 

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Edward VIII became King on January 20th 1936. The things he has been trying to hide from the public now were on full display. He openly impatience with court protocol, looked down at “peasants” who were anyone below him. After almost a year Edward became “bored” with being king. He was single and the public demanded that he find a wife. Edward found on, but one that the country and the monarchy did not agree with. Wallis Simpson an American who had one divorce and was finalizing another was Edwards choice for his bride. The monarchy and his religion did not agree with divorce and frowned upon it. Edward had a decision to make, stay king and not marry Wallis or take her as a bride and give up the throne. Edward defied the monarchy and married Wallis. His younger brother became King George VI, creating the current royal family. But this is where our story really begins.

 

 

Edward now the Duke of Windsor settled down and tried to enjoy life. He and Wallis tried to have children but to no avail. Some say that he knew that he and Wallis would not be able to have children so his jeans would not be passed on. He wanted to make sure his brother never got the throne but since he could not prevent that he stepped down as King. Little did Edward know, during his search for a wife he impregnated a young woman named Katherine Rose Covington. She was the daughter of a wealthy family that told her to keep the pregnancy a secret since the country did not need bad press like that.

 

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Katherine gave birth to Wes Edward George Covington in fall of 1936 before Edward got married to Wallis and before he stepped down as King. Wes' birth would have been the thing that Edward wanted to stay king. Wes would go on through life not knowing who was his real father was. In 1966 Wes had a son Edward Emmerson Covington. Kathernine died seven days later but before she did, she told Wes who his true father was and that he should seek him out.

 

Wes reached out to Edward numerous times but never heard back from him till the day before Edwards death in 1972. Edward had a letter sent to Wes telling him that things were in motion to take the monarchy back but he needed to keep it a secret. Wes kept it a secret for many years hoping that he or his son Edward would become king soon.

 

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In 1995 Edward and his wife Catiline had a son William while on vacation in Las Vegas, Nevada USA. Wes took a liking to his grandson, and through the first ten years was secretly “molding” him to maybe one day becoming king. In 2005 Wes died in a car crash while driving erratically and drunk. Edward his son believes that the current royal family had him killed in hopes to keep him quite and killing the plot to overthrow them.

 

Young William was upset by this and swore to his father that he will make the current royal family pay for filling Wes. William for the next few years went out of his way to make the lives of the princes a living hell in their personal lives. They were ten years older then him but he did not care. He wanted the princes to know that they were living a lie and that lie will soon come out and they will no longer be royalty.

 

William started to speak out against the royal family but never speaking about how he and his family should be the royal family. William spoke out saying “royal family mandatory military service is a crock of shit. Screw the armed forces, we are England the other countries in the world should fucking bow to us and if we ever get attacked we know they would come save us” William formed strong opinions belittling war vets, poor people and anyone that he did not see as “on par” with him.

 

In 2012 William now 17 moved to Las Vegas the city that he was born in and in a cocky move changed his name to Sir William Covington III even though “Sir” is something the ruling monarch can hand out and he was the first not the third. But he thought it sounded better. He then proceeded to call himself “The Prince of Las Vegas” he would go around in a bullet proof car and making appearances on the Vegas strip. People bought into the idea that William had royal blood and the wild atmosphere in Las Vegas was the perfect place for a person like him.

 

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In reality Las Vegas partly ruined him. William got involved in what would be considered “none king” like things. Running a drug trafficking ring (not proven) owning a brothel and many other “unsavoury” things. Then came the day that William was at the MGM Grand with his Entourage of friends. When the manager walked up to him and asked if he would do a publicity stunt for them. After agreeing to a large payment, William went to the arena where he was asked to play in a hockey game. William didn't even know what was hockey let alone how to play it.

 

William was not good at all in the game but after the game, he made it his goal to “master” the game because he did not like people laughing at him and also he did not like being “horrible” at anything. So for the last year he trained with NHL players, paying them insane amounts of money just to learn from the best. William decided if he wanted to become King one day he needed to “clean” up his image a bit. Not by actually stopping the illegal things he was involved in. But going into “battle” with a team. He wanted to get his name and story out there by being famous.

 

So there you have it, Sir William Covington III is coming to the VHL on less then one years experience in the game of Hockey.

 

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Overview: 5/5 - Nice Biography. It seems like you enjoyed writing it which is good. A different way than the normal biographies around here.

 

Grammar: 3/3 -  Some minor things. I don't think its enough to warrant deduction. 
Edwards = Edward's (x3)
fathers = father's (x2)

Kathernine = Katherine
keep him quite and = keep him quiet and

older then him but  = older than him but

 

Presentation: 1/1 - Yes

 

Over 1000 Words? 1/1

 

Overall: 10/10

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