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Going with the trend, it's currently 'in' to hype a player for the MVP award, as is evident with Wozniak and Taylor being hyped. However, I think it should go without saying that Niklas Valiq should be awarded the Most Valuable Player trophy at season's end. Why? Well...let's take a look at some of his accomplishments this season.

 

1. Singlehandedly fought off a horde of angry hyenas who were attempting to eat a baby left alone by her mother. The mother's whereabouts remain unknown.

2. Adopted said baby and has raised her as his own.

3. Donated $2million to hurricane relief in the Phillipines

4. Won the World Series of Poker.

5. Guest starred in the Walking Dead as one of the zombies.

6. Happened to be the zombie that bit that little girl, whatever her name is.

7. Released an album entitled, "Valeezus" which was certified Platinum.

8. Nominated for Golden Globe for his portrayal as the Drug Dealer guy in Spring Breakers.

9. Led all REAL defensemen (Marcellin doesn't count) in assists and points.

10. Is awesome.

 

A vote against Valiq for MVP is a vote against humanity!

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