Squinty 116 Posted December 2, 2013 Share Posted December 2, 2013 Going with the trend, it's currently 'in' to hype a player for the MVP award, as is evident with Wozniak and Taylor being hyped. However, I think it should go without saying that Niklas Valiq should be awarded the Most Valuable Player trophy at season's end. Why? Well...let's take a look at some of his accomplishments this season. 1. Singlehandedly fought off a horde of angry hyenas who were attempting to eat a baby left alone by her mother. The mother's whereabouts remain unknown. 2. Adopted said baby and has raised her as his own. 3. Donated $2million to hurricane relief in the Phillipines 4. Won the World Series of Poker. 5. Guest starred in the Walking Dead as one of the zombies. 6. Happened to be the zombie that bit that little girl, whatever her name is. 7. Released an album entitled, "Valeezus" which was certified Platinum. 8. Nominated for Golden Globe for his portrayal as the Drug Dealer guy in Spring Breakers. 9. Led all REAL defensemen (Marcellin doesn't count) in assists and points. 10. Is awesome. A vote against Valiq for MVP is a vote against humanity! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
701 309 Posted December 2, 2013 Share Posted December 2, 2013 The Valiqs have been found! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 2, 2013 Share Posted December 2, 2013 I never hyped myself for the trophy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squinty 116 Posted December 2, 2013 Author Share Posted December 2, 2013 It's a joke don't worry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
STZ 5,319 Posted December 3, 2013 Share Posted December 3, 2013 9. Racist 10. Liar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Higgins 3,618 Posted December 3, 2013 Share Posted December 3, 2013 But you are who we thought you were, so no Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sherifflobo 137 Posted December 3, 2013 Share Posted December 3, 2013 You're wrong 701, these are the Valiqs: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squinty 116 Posted December 3, 2013 Author Share Posted December 3, 2013 The Valiqs have been found! Where's the third? 9. Racist 10. Liar AT LEAST I DON'T HAVE AN UGLY MOUSTACHE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
STZ 5,319 Posted December 3, 2013 Share Posted December 3, 2013 No but you have an ugly ass dog.. #toofar #lookeddelicious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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