LHL season nearing end

[BluObieZ 1,125]

With the end of the season quickly approaching lets get caught up with the worlds favorite upstart league. The Las Vegas Debauchery are running shit like most people thought they would. They lead the league with with 110 points but are followed by a very strong season by the dealers that have 96  points this season. Next comes the VHL Legends with 83 points. All 3 teams have more points then even the top team in the Real World conference which is lead by the Oilers at 72 points then the Avalanche at 64 points then Team Canada at 56 points. It is pretty clear the champs will come from the Fantasy Conference. Will it be the powerhouse Debauchery? Or can the Dealers beat them in a 7 game Series? Let's be honest these two will be the leagues only two 100 point teams with only limited games remaining (17) I mean it is possible that eh VHL Legends get to 100 but I wouldn't really count on it. 

Next up lets talk about the leaders Commander Bubbles leads the league with 172 points which 80 of are goals. Each time he scores a goal he brings a kitty onto the ice for the celebration. He told the media that the salary he makes here are helping him get a bigger shed since his kitties are eating "high end kitty food" and because of that they have been screwing like crazy so they are reproducing at a crazy pace. He told LHL.com "We in sunnyvale aren't really into showing off with nice things, I don't want to get a bigger shed but my current shed will be the cat shed and I will get my own. I had enough of Stinkster and Daisy doing it on me while I sleep"

 

The biggest drop is Robbie Zimmers who looked to be dominating the league till the 20 game make but now sits at a lazy 120 points. Compared that to other players in the league it seems that as if Robbie has become the player that he was in the VHL.

 

That's it for now fuckers. The next update will be the regular season ending. Peace!

[Ahma 1,428]

What a highscoring league!