Enter Stormborn.

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ENTER STORMBORN

This small and rather young forward has decided to call it quits on his career path to the National Hockey League. Not to give up the game he loved, but to be a star elsewhere. An eerily similar version to that of Mats Zuccarello of the New York Rangers, Kristian Stormborn is almost the exact player and even idolizes the fellow Norwegian star.

 

"I met Mats twice. He's a special player and we are both hobbits in our own way." said Stormborn in a interview this morning.

 

Not only does his size hurt his chances at making an impact, Kristian Stormborn lacks any type of professional agent. He is looking to get noticed.

 

"I've been talking to a guy who knows a guy that may even know a guy. I think people might be surprised. If I can strike this agent deal, I'll be headed in the right direction." mentioned Stormborn at the end of the interview.

 

We here at VHL.com will be keeping tabs on Kristian within the few weeks to see what kind of impact is on his agenda. Until next time, San Diego.

 

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