GOALIE SACK FIESTA LEADS TO VHL FIRST!

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We said it could never happen, we didn’t dare speak of it in fear of being laughed at, we didn’t dare think of it in fear of losing our sanity and we didn’t dare dream about it in fear of it becoming a nightmare, but last night, in Team Worlds World Cup victory over Team USA, the impossible was shown to be very possible indeed.

 

 

 

Season 48 MVP, Season 48 Most Outstanding Player, Season 48 Kevin Brooks Trophy Winner, Season 48 Mike Szatkowski Trophy Winner, Season 48 Scott Boulet Trophy Winner, no fuck you, I’m not including this, there’s no fucking way that PIM-bumming, fire-loving FREAK won any of these! Season 48 PIM Champion Edwin Reencarnacion came into the final game of the round robin phase of the World Cup knowing that he needed just one goalie sack to become the first player ever to record three goalie sacks in a World Cup. It took him until the third quarter to get it, but finally AK47 found himself the victim of Edwin’s most vicious sack today, hard enough that reports confirm after the game that AK47 has refused to play in goal in Season 49.

 

 

 

As tribute to this magnificent achievement, the game was stopped to allow an Edwin Reencarnacion Tribute Penalty Shot to take place, as American Freedom McJustice scored a penalty shot past Team World goalie Jakab Holik from an assist by Canadian Unassisted in a display of appreciation for how Edwin’s goalie sacks have united the VHL community, regardless of nationality.

 

Edited May 15, 2016 by YEAH!stlemania

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goalie sacks ftw