Gunča in da house

[hedgehog337 3,483]

One Latvian out, one Latvian in. After Zeptenbergs said he's done with the practising we got another Baltic guy - Guntis Petenis. When I heard that this guy is another Latvian I thought he is another light-weight forward...and when I saw him for the first time I was speechless. His player page says he is 6'8'' 250 lb monster, but don't belive in that crap. He is just hell of an overweight fatso who barely can walk. First time when I saw him, I had three questions:

 

1) New challenge added in ''The Biggest Loser'' - be a hockey player?

2) Finally the International Sumo Federation decided to move out from Japan and Mongolia?

3) wtf?

 

But that's not the most shocking part of it. Actually, he can...SKATE! Yes, goddamit, he can skate. He just reminds me of Action Bronson - that ginger bearded fatass can do some nice tricks and likes to fighting with fans. Guntis can skate and he can make a hit...hits. By the way, he currently plays in the VHLM league - he was claimed by Moscow two days ago. So he didn't even move out from Europe and maybe he won't after S50 VHL draft. 

 

 

P.S. Guntis Petenis can hit, but he can't make a shot. Like really, he is not a guy for the PP, his shots goes so wide that even my ... *insert grandma can do better joke* . So here's a warning for goalies (besides CPU goalies): if you ever will let at least one from Guntis Petenis, you will be immediately included into the GHoS, which stands for Goalie's Hall of Shame. So be carefull, or your career is gonna die more quickly than the generic Happy Tree Friends character. Thanks for reading this and I'm out. 

[Victor 10,940]

I'll aim to retire before you get to the VHL then.

[hedgehog337 3,483]

27 minutes ago, Victor said:

I'll aim to retire before you get to the VHL then.

 

Greg Clegane S45-S51 r.i.p.

[Victor 10,940]

29 minutes ago, hedgehog337 said:

 

Greg Clegane S45-S51 r.i.p.

So close to 8 seasons