BluObieZ 1,125 Posted June 5, 2016 Share Posted June 5, 2016 INT-ATU-MORNING As crews are cleaning up the mess and dead bodies Phil and David Jester are sitting in the surprisingly intact conference room with Frank Almedia, Buck Bunkuer and Mail Dude. Buck gets up out of his chair and paces around the room as he looks over at the wall of TV’s that all are off Buck Why are these off? I feel that they should be on and turned to drone footage, special ops head cams and maybe just maybe a respectable news agency Frank I think we are trying to conserve power. We got in trouble last month for using too much. Buck looks out the windows at the devastation inside the ATU offices Buck Something tells me that we won’t be using too much today Phil OMG David looks at Phil David Did you just say OMG instead of oh my god Phil Yeah, I thought it would be cool and quicker than saying oh my god bt having this conversation has made it a waste of time and now… Phil looks at everyone else in the room that now looking at them Phil They are looking at us like we are crazy Buck shakes off the dumb conversation Buck Before we go any further, I must know one thing Frank Which is? Buck points at Mail Dude Buck Who is this man and why is he here?... oh and why is he so quite? It’s a bit suspicious Frank That’s… uh… I don’t know his name but we call him Mail Dude because well… he delivers the mail. Buck Why is he here? Frank He works here Buck Yeah in the building but he has no meaning in this meeting. He should go back to his job and let the big boys figure out how to stop these fucking terrorist Frank Everyone else is dead, there is no one else he can deliver mail to Buck Not my problem, then fire him for not doing his job Frank I cannot do that, besides he was the one that delivered the bomb. I think once he regains the ability to speak he will want to talk to a shrink. You know because a parcel he delivered killed so many people Mail bursts into tears Frank It will be ok Frank taps him on the back as Buck gets mad and slams his fists down onto the table Buck NO IT WILL NOT! Don’t you fools see what’s going on here? Phil and David look at each other in confusion Phil No… we don’t but did he just call us fools? David Yeah, uh huh Phil I think he did. I’m sure he just called us fools Buck SHUT UP! ALL OF YOU! JUST SHUT UP! Buck storms around the very long conference room table and grabs Mail Dude Buck This man right here is a terrorist Frank A terrorist? Come on that’s reaching at best Buck Is it? Think about it. The phrase “going postal” is because mail fucks go crazy and kill people. This man delivers a bomb to you guys today and you think oh that’s normal? Don’t you think maybe just maybe he had enough of delivering the mail and taking out the trash… Buck has a flashback of being a trash man but after a few seconds he shakes it off. Buck That he went to a terrorist group and told him that he will deliver a deadly bomb to ATU? Frank First off you cannot just find the number for a terrorist group in the phonebook. The amount of effort it would take to find a group and tell them oh I want to blow up my work and get them to go with it is just insane Buck Insane? You think a terrorist group would turn down a chance to blow up an anti-terrorist organization? Come on, are you that dumb? Frank First off don’t call me dumb, I don’t appreciate that at all. Secondly all I am saying is if we go with this “gone postal” idea we should probably chalk it up to being a lone gunman type thing. He clearly did it because he was disgruntled and mad. Buck Probably is not sure. Do I have permission to interrogate this man with all means necessary? Frank looks around Frank You talking to me? Buck Um… who else? Frank I’m not in charge Buck Then who is? Frank You mean you don’t know who is in charge? Are you an agent? Buck I am, I was deep undercover for years so I wasn’t sure if there was a management change Frank Well Higgins died in the blast… even though we have not found his body. So we need to appoint the new leader of the ATU Buck Well the only way we can do that is through a vote since we are a democratic country and we hold elections. If we stop that then we let terrorist scum like this man (points at Mail Dude) win Frank Ok let’s have a vote INT-WAREHOUSE-MORNING Alec Dwyer is sending a truck off as he is on the phone with someone Alec It’s on its way, they will never see it coming Alec hangs up as Angelo Molholt walks up to him Angelo His plane landed Alec Perfect, he should get her just before everything happens Angelo Meanwhile the idiots at ATU, if anyone survived will never see this coming Alec and Angelo walk into the office and turn on a TV that is on the wall Alec I doubt anyone survived that blast INT-ATU-MORNING Frank is counting the votes as Buck is now pacing around the room while holding Mail Dude in a sleeper hold Frank Okay… the new acting leader at ATU is… where’s the drum roll? Buck looks around Buck What? Who’s that? Frank No I want a drum roll Phil and David make a drum roll on the table with their hands Frank That’s better… anyways the new acting leader is Phil the thrill Jester Buck looks around the room not knowing who is who. He points at David Buck Him? Phil No that’s David Buck Then who the fuck is Phil? Phil I am Phil, Phil is I Buck Can I interrogate this man? Phil No you can’t, that is actually impossible for you to do Buck Are you doubting my interrogation technique? Phil No I’m not, it’s more like he lost the ability to speak from the blast so no matter how many questions you ask him, you will not get any answers Buck Can we get a sign language expert in here? David I’m one Buck Good then come with me and we will get this son of a bitch talking… or signing INT-WAREHOUSE-MORNING Angelo and Alec are watching the news that the headline now reads “Surviving ATU agents hard at work” Angelo What do we do about this? Alec Do we have someone on the inside? Angelo No, he was killed in the blast as far as I know Alec Can we send Ken the cleaner? Angelo Why? So he can help them clean the place up so they can find us? Alec No you buffoon, not the actual cleaner. I am talking about Ken “The Cleaner” Angelo Ah yes, him. Let’s send him there posing as an agent that was on holiday. He will go there and poison him whatever he does best Alec Get a hold of him and get the credentials ready INT-ATU-MORNING David is in the interrogation room trying to teach Mail Dude sign language. While Buck watches from behind one way glass David I can’t do it, it’s literally impossible to teach someone sign language in the span of a few minutes. This isn’t the movies Buck comes on the intercom Buck I am aware what this is and isn’t. I am the highly trained agent here not you David If you were so well trained you would know just how stupid this is Buck Okay… Then get me a pad and pencil or pen or a knife I have an idea INT-WAREHOUSE-MORNING Both Alec and Angelo are on the phone as they pace around the office. They both get off their phone calls at the same time Angelo Ken says he can be at ATU in thirty minutes. Can we have the credentials ready in hardcopy and on their database in that time? Alec Shouldn’t be a problem Angelo Good Alec It is good Angelo I don’t need you confirming that it’s good. You are not my boss Alec Look, I’ve just about had enough of you questioning everything I do. I am the number two so you answer to me. Me saying it is good was just agreeing with you Angelo laughs Angelo Yeah you are a number two Alec Damn right Angelo No, no you are A NUMBER TWO Alec thinks about it Alec God damn it INT-ATU-MORNING Buck storms into the room with Fre who is carrying a briefcase David Who is this? Buck This is special consultant Fre Elmo, but I call him Elmo David laughs a bit David What’s in the briefcase? Hs red fur outfit? The look on Buck’s face turns serious Buck You don’t want to know what’s in that briefcase. Let’s just say Mr. Mail Dude will be talking very soon David Oh so you got like water or medication? That will make his vocal cords work? Buck All you need to know that within the hour we will have all the information that we need. ALL OF IT! Buck slams both fist down on the table and looks intensely at Mail Dude Buck Won’t we Mr. Mail Dude? If that’s really your real name David It’s not Buck Shut up The episode fades to black Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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