Covington had you and you didn't even know it

[BluObieZ 1,125]

When Sir William Covington III announced that he was making a announcement on Friday most people rolled their eyes expecting him to say something about how he is leaving Davos next season and how he hated Kai Roberts. Well if they thought that then they were partly right. Covington or as he likes to be called SWC3 made his announcement a few days late but if you ask him he would say it was planned. "First off it was my plan all along to make you ass clowns wait for this. So shut up and let me speak. But now to my announcement. Everyone thinks Davos is a mess, they make fun of our GM for making a mess because I am leaving at the end of the season. Which I still am, so no I am not announcing that I am staying. But I am here to announce that me and Kai Roberts have put on a "show" for all of you for the last few weeks. We do not hate each other, I actually get along with the guy. He has a great attitude. I kinda see a bit of me in him. I don't know why but I just do. So this announcement is to say that HA WE HAD YOU. You really thought that Davos was a mess, but it really isn't. The team is united, we have one goal and that is getting far in the playoffs. We are not a disgruntled bunch of misfits. The LR is not a mess and full of infighting, we get along and that's that. I am only leaving Davos at the end of the season because I believe that is best for me as a player. It is not personal against anyone. I am only doing what is best for me. So fuck off and go suck a dick. PEACE!"

[Banackock 8,048]

Internet Asshole and dumb ass are friends. No, you're right. You totally had us fooled.