Breakfast in Cologne

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The breakfast selection in Cologne just got better. Recently the entire city of Cologne added Muffins to the menus and the Cologne Express food court added the Mighty Muffin (a 5lb muffin) to their menu. With the recent acquisition of E'Twaun Delicious to the Express roster, the city is all in on the breakfast dish. The sales so far have been through the roof and many fans have gone and got t-shirts created to celebrate the trade that brought them their new baked good. Be careful for the Express down the stretch because they will be powered by high quality flour and baking powder. If any other white substances come into play, we are not responsible for the stories being leaked. Joel Jarvi has loaded up on Muffins at the local grocery store so that he can reap the benefits before training and games. Phil Hamilton said he has been eating those things for years considering he is one of those tea drinking fairies.

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