Alright, VHLM Needs a Draft Date

[Christmas 138]

As a prospect whose family has a storied history of not being all that active at stages, you guys are making me sad forcing me to wait for my new career to start. As a forward I get tired very quickly compared to defensemen, so my patience this go-around is not that high. I am hereby formally demanding that the VHLM pick a draft date immediately, or you will face the consequences. They are numerous in number and you will rue the day that you forced this upon me. They are as follows:

 

1. Francis Zach Morgan will be angry at you.

2. Francis Zach Morgan will think about retiring.

3. The VHLM will be from now on known as the LameHLM for how lame the league is right now. This is an official trademark.

4. Francis York Morgan will spend the rest of his days in retirement badmouthing the VHLM because of what it has failed to do.

5. Francis York Morgan and Francis Zach Morgan will not longer acknowledge the VHLM as a legitimate organization and will not watch any VHLM games on TV.

6. Francis Zach Morgan won't try playing defense during his junior career.

 

An ultimatum has been placed upon you, and it is quite obvious the consequences for not providing a date will be dire, indeed. I hope you make the right decision and give us a draft date immediately.

[Phil 5,119]

Phil Shankly Approves

[FacePuncher 1,343]

We've pretty much had a date ready two days before this, so fuck off