Robbie Zimmers claims he has found his next two clients

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Player agent and ex VHL asshole Robbie Zimmers has claimed that he has found his next two clients. One might begin play in the VHLM this upcoming season after the trade deadline and the other is about 3 seasons away. So lets get a little info on them

 

Name: Vernon Von Axelberry

Position: Goalie

Height: 6'3"

Weight: 220

Potential VHL draft year: S53

Vernon will be the 2nd goalie that Robbie has represented. Robbie claims that he will be the better of the two

Backstory: Vernon is world wide superstar. He is known in the EDM world as DJ Vern. He loves a good party and sure knows how to throw down a good set. He claims that he moonlights as a goalie because he needs something to do during the day.

 

Name: Antonio Miguel Estrada

Position: RW

Height: 6'4'

Weight: 225

Potential VHL Draft year: S54

Robbie claims that Antonio will replace SWC3 as his current forward on his active VHL players

Backstory: Have you ever heard of the most interesting man in the world? you know the commercials? well they are based off this mans life. He is a soap opera heart throb actor that melts women's hearts and makes them instawet. Yes that is a term. Not only can he act he can snipe any corner of the net with his eyes closed. There are videos of him online with a blindfold on and shooting the puck. But that's not all, if you think SWC3 is fast, well wait till you see this guy. He may break records

 

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DJ Vern sounds amazing.