Claimed:Let the Cocaine Reign

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So the Riga Reign did it, they won the playoffs everyone thought that the wranglers would win. Even superstar forward Sir William Covington the third went out publically saying that he regrets signing in Riga because they had no shot at the cup. Well they proved him and all the doubters wrong. Sure it wasn’t against the Wranglers but it was against the team that easily handled the Wranglers. The series went off to a good start for the Reign they won the first two games pretty easy. But then the Legion won the next three games prompting SWC3 to say he regrets nothing that he said.

 

Well things took a turn for the better games six and seven. In the dying seconds last night of game seven SWC3 made a great pass that lead to the game winning goal with just over twenty seconds left on the clock. The Reign went onto win the game one nothing. Giving SWC3 his first cup and the Zimmers agency their second.

 

Upon receiving the cup right after the captain did SWC3 proceeded to skate around the rink swearing and taunting fans telling them to soak it in because next year the cup is going where ever he is going. Then he skated off the ice before passing it off to anyone. He went straight to the locker room and locked the door so no one can join him. When security finally got the door open they found SWC3 sorting lines of coke out of the cup while a hooker was sucking him off. When the players tried to take the cup away from him to bring it back out for the fans he told them that he wouldn’t drink anything out of it because the hookers squirted all over it and it probably is infested with something.

 

His party lasted well into the night, SWC3 was spotted around Riga with a posse of hookers and drug dealers that had bags of all the types of drugs you can think of. SWC3 was seen spray painting dicks and swear words around town on his all night bender that some might describe as epic.

 

But as the morning rolled around fans gathered for the parade. SWC3 did not disappoint. Still beyond drunk and high SWC3 took stage in a championship shirt and hat. He tossed the hat to the crowd as he said “Fuck you” then he tore off the shirt in what only can described as true hulk fashion to reveal a shirt that said NY or Seattle S52 Champions. He then went on a drunken rant that sounded like this “Fuck I love blow! Atleast with blow there is no lows only highs. But with this team of castoffs we had a ton of lows getting to this point. But now I can proudly say that I am the cocaine champion of the world! And none of you so called fans helped me get there. It was all me and my nose… maybe a few hookers helped with their mouths but I never fucked their disease infested holes. But Maxipad sure did, he loves them dirty and infested. Give it up for the hooker king Maximoff the Maxipad!” That is when he was removed off stage and told to back to his house. He told the team he already sold his house because he knew he wouldn’t stay past that day. So SWC3 is off on a drunken high tour of the world… with the cup. He stole it before jumping into a limo and driving off. Dude sure knows how to party!

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Congrats Robbie!

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