Claimed:King & Mulligan S01E06 "Derailed Chaos"

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INT-COURTHOUSE-DAY

King shoves Mulligan @TheLastOlympian07 into the hallway then walks up to him and smacks him upside the head. Mulligan ducks after he gets smacked.

 

Mulligan

Ow! What was that for?

 

King looks at him oddly

 

King

Why are you ducking after I smacked you? I already smacked you. Don’t be so stupid Mulli you fool. You fucked me and you know it.

 

Mulligan

How did I fuck you?

 

King

Really? Are you really going to play stupid? You told the whole court I do shit that I don’t want people to know. I am about to get fucked by the law. The very law I work to obstruct

 

Mulligan

Don’t you mean the very law that work hard to protect?

 

King glares at Mulligan

 

Mulligan

Okay, okay don’t hit me

 

King

You fucked me and you fucked me hard with no lube. Now they will be like sharks on a dead whale. How so I get out of this?

 

Mulligan

You can ask to put off this till tomorrow

 

King

They won’t want to do that after hearing that… I need something like a act of your so called god.

 

King reaches for his gun and Mulligan cowers in fear

 

Mulligan

King! Don’t shoot me

 

King raises the gun and points it Mulligan’s head

 

King

You fucked me so now you're going to un-fuck it

 

King cocks the gun

 

King

Don’t worry this won’t hurt one bit

 

The show fades to black then to the titles.

 

INT-CAR-DAY

Dom speeds through traffic as Ciroc lays in the back in pain and holding his bullet wound.

 

Ciroc @Phil

Will you slow the fuck down?

 

Dom @Green

But... you may die

 

Ciroc

Yeah because of you, you god-damn idiot

 

Dom

I’m sorry, the gun slipped and shit. You shouldn’t trust me with guns

 

Ciroc

I should shoot you right now

 

Dom

If you shot me right now we would crash and both die

 

Circc

Shut up

 

Dom

I’m just pointing out the flaw in your plan to shoot me

 

Circo goes to say something

 

Dom

I know, I know shut up

 

Dom slams on the breaks as he sees a squirrel crossing the road. As the car comes to a complete stop he jumps out and sees the squirrel laying in the street. He didn’t hit it, it fainted in shock. Dom picks it up and brings it into the car.

 

Ciroc

What the fuck are you doing?

 

Dom

I can’t just leave him there

 

Ciroc

If it wakes up and bites me I will shoot you and it

 

Dom

Shooting me I would understand but shooting a squirrel is a bit overkill don’t you think.

 

Dom spots something at the corner of his eye and stomps and the breaks as he makes a hard left turn and coming to a complete stop.

 

Ciroc

Why the fuck are we here?

 

INT-COURTROOM-DAY

Mulligan is back on the stand. As Mitchel approaches the stand with a grin on his face. Mitchel obviously now feels like he has King in his cross hairs.

 

Mitchel @Higgins

So, Mulligan would you consider yourself a faithful partner. You would do anything for King?

 

Mulligan

Yes, I would take a bullet for that man…

 

Mulligan mumbles under his breath “Which I almost just had to”

 

Mitchel

So would you lie for him?

 

Mulligan

If it benefited him I would

 

Mitchel

So can we safely assume whatever you are about to say is a complete lie? And we should take into evidence that the exact opposite is true?

 

Mulligan

No, I would never ever lie under oath

 

Mitchel

Not even for King?

 

Mulligan

Not even for my mother, and she gave me life.

 

Mitchel

Okay… Well if you are serious about telling the truth I want you to know exactly what you meant about King doing things that he does not want anyone knowing

 

King

Objection! Leading!

 

Mitchel

Shut up, I will ask anything I want

 

Gene @Will

No you won’t you cannot corner the witness into answering a way you want them to.

 

Mitchel

Sorry your honor. Okay Mulligan… Is it true that King did illegal activities that he does not want people to know about?

 

King

Gene, he’s leading him again.

 

Gene

Second warning Mitchel

 

Mitchel

Okay… Mulligan to your recollection what type of illegal activities die King get into that the fair people of this great American City do not know?

 

King

Fuck off with the leading

 

Mulligan now grabs his chest

 

Mitchel

What the fuck is this? You faking a heart attack?

 

King jumps up and over his table and rushes up to the stand

 

King

It’s a stress related heart attack clearly thanks to your stupid leading questions

 

Mitchel

Oh come on Gene you seriously cannot believe this

 

Gene

I cannot take the chance I will have an ambulance come for him

 

King smacks Mulligan

 

King

Stay with me Mulli

 

King looks up to Gene

 

King

We have no time. I have to drive him. Can we put this off till a later date?

 

Gene

Granted for medical reasons out of our control. We will be in touch about the new date

 

Mitchel

He clearly is faking. For fucks sake, you are giving them time to come up with a story

 

King quickly rushes out of the courtroom with Mulligan

 

INT-ANIMAL HOSPITAL-DAY

Dom rushes in with the squirrel in his arms and rushes to the front desk after a few moments a vet comes and revives the little dude just as Ciroc enters the animal hospital. Dom turns to him and smiles.

 

Dom

He’s gonna be alright

 

Ciroc

I don’t give a flying fuck. What about my fucking gunshot wound? You rather save a little animal then me?

 

Dom

Umm…

 

Ciroc

What the fuck are we still doing here? Let’s fucking go!

 

Dom

Well… they can maybe help you with the gunshot wound. They won’t report it so no police

 

Ciroc

You fail to remember I work for the mayor. I have no problem telling the doctor and the police that you shot me.

 

Dom

Well that’s not nice of you

 

Ciroc

And shooting me is okay?

 

Dom

No, but I did say I was sorry

 

Ciroc

You truly are stupid

 

INT-CAR-DAY

King is speeding away from the courthouse as fast as he can. He looks over at Mulligan.

 

King

You can stop faking your heart attack now

 

Mulligan stops and sits up

 

Mulligan

I feel bad for lying in court. I am a cop to uphold the law and now I just lied on the stand… the things I do for you

 

Mulligan rubs his chest

 

Mulligan

Now my chest actually hurts

 

King

Man up buddy. We ain’t going back to court till my little fuckaroo is over. It ends with me winning that case or whatever that is or us dying trying to clear my name

 

Mulligan

But your name is fucked. You only do illegal things

 

King

They don’t know that. I just need to find the people that I fucked over and make sure they don’t talk shit about me

 

Mulligan

Oh god…

 

Mulligan grabs his chest

 

Mulligan

I may just die of a heart attack

 

King

You are just as bad as a woman faking it. Don’t try that shit with me or my gun might come back out

 

Mulligan

I’m not having a heart attack but I may just have one by the time this is all over

 

King

As long as it’s after it’s done. Anything before would be a waste of time. I don’t want to actually bring you to a hospital, it would affect my clearing of the fuckage I am in

 

Mulligan

Fuckage? Okay now you are using fuck in ways it’s not even meant to be. Now I know you are up to no good. Where are we heading?

 

King

China town… or is it Asia town… because he isn’t really Chinese

 

Mulligan

Oh god, you are going to fuck with Fong?

 

King

No, just his dad so Fong knows not to fuck with me.

 

INT-ANIMAL HOSPITAL-DAY

Dom is seen sitting in the waiting room reading a magazine about kittens. Ciroc yelling at the vet can be heard telling the vet that there is no way in hell he will let him stick him with a needle. The old lady holding a cat next to Dom looks at Dom

 

Old Lady

What’s going on in there?

 

Dom

Oh nothing, he doesn’t want the vet to stitch up his gold fish

 

Old Lady

Gold fish? He can just get a new one. They die easy, why pay the bill?

 

Dom

He loves that gold fish he even named it… uh… Goldy

 

Old Lady

A grown ass man should know that gold fishes are fucked! Excuse me but gold fishes die easy and have a small life span. Your friend should just give up

 

Dom

Wow that’s mean, how would you feel if someone said pull the plug on you because dying is just what old people do?

 

The old lady smacks Dom with her purse

 

Old Lady

How dare you! Have you no heart?

 

We now see Ciroc in the vet’s office holding a gun to the head of the vet as the vet trembles and stitches him up.

 

Ciroc

If you make a mistake it will be the last one you ever make. Got it?

 

INT-HOUSE-DAY

King kicks open the door of the house of Fong’s @tfong father and rushes in with his gun raised. Mulligan follows behind.

 

King

Freeze! It’s the police!

 

Mulligan

This is a bad idea

 

King

Mulligan go sit in the car

 

Mulligan

No I should probably see what I am going to be lying about

 

King

Good think Mulli that’s why I keep you around

 

King finds Fong’s parents watching TV with the volume all the way up because they are going deaf. King walks over to the tv and tries to talk to the father

 

King

What the fuck is wrong with you idiots?

 

They don’t respond

 

King

I’m turning this shit off

 

Fong’s parents seem to not care till King turns off the TV. Fongs father freaks out, gets up and grabs King by the head and begins to bang it off the top of the TV

 

Fong’s daddy

YOU… NO… TURN… TV… OFF

 

At each pause Kings head bounces off the TV. The TV is now destroyed as the old man continues to beat King.

 

King

Mulligan!

 

King gets hit in the gut

 

King

He is…

 

The old man puts King in a sleeper hold

 

King

Stonger then he looks

 

As King starts to pass out as he gasps “Help me Mulli”

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13 minutes ago, tfong said:

No way you read that so fast it's 1770 words

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1 hour ago, Rob e Z said:

No way you read that so fast it's 1770 words

 

I may have fast forwarded to the first mention of Fong lol.

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12 minutes ago, tfong said:

 

I may have fast forwarded to the first mention of Fong lol.

I may have figured that

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