Claimed:King & Mulligan S01E08 "Resistant Resistance"

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INT-FONG’S PARENTS HOUSE-DAY

Mulligan @TheLastOlympian07

You shot the TV

 

King

It was better than killing the old lady

 

Mulligan

How? It’s all what old people live for these days, their daytime soaps and the evening news

 

King

The news is all lies my friend, haven’t you heard out President? Its Fake news

 

Mulligan

What? You support him?

 

King

No, but he does say Fake News lots. It’s kind of catchy

 

Mulligan

I don’t even know what to say to you. You shot the TV these old people will die without one so you have gone and killed two old feeble people

 

Old man Fong @tfong

I’ll show you feeble

 

Old man Fong gives Mulligan a nut shot, making Mulligan crumble over in pain as King reacts quickly and fires two more shots into the TV

 

King

You move you die

 

King aims the gun at Old Man Fong

 

EXT-STREETS-DAY

Jarbo @JardyB10 reacts to the gun shots by grabbing a blow horn as he looks at officers standing around doing nothing

 

Jardbo

What? Are you going to just stand around here and let that man kill people in there?

 

Jarbo walks towards the house as he raises the blow horn

 

Jarbo

This is the police!

 

Jarbo lowers the blow horn and turns to anyone standing near him

 

Jarbo

I always wanted to say that

 

Jarbo looks back at the house as he raises the blow horn again

 

Jarbo

Come out with your hands up and no one will get hurt

 

 

INT-FONG’S PARENTS HOUSE-DAY

King rushes to the window to look out it, he then opens the window

 

King

Back off! There’s nothing to see here

 

Jarbo

Nothing? Then what’s the gun shots?

 

King

Nothing, I just shot some old fucks TV a few times, no big deal

 

Jarbo

Come out here and we will deal with the folks in there. I am assuming you have a good reason why you went in there

 

King

Too get answers and if they wouldn’t give it to me I would use excessive interrogation tactics

 

Jarbo

What’s that supposed to mean?

 

King

It means fuck off and let me deal with it

 

King walks back to the standoff inside

 

EXT-STREETS-DAY

As Jarbo paces around Ciroc @Phil speeds up and stops inches from him. Jarbo slams his hand down on the hood of the car

 

Jarbo

Sir, you can’t be here. There is a hostage situation going on inside that house… One that sure confuses the fuck out of me

 

Ciroc gets out of the car flashing a badge

 

Ciroc

I work with the mayor he gave me full authority to run point on this

 

Jarbo sighs and he hands over the blow horn

 

Jarbo

Oh so you’re the suit that he sent. Have fun figuring out who is holding who up.

 

Circoc

Oh I know exactly what is going on. Detective King is going to jail or he will die before he gets away

 

Jarbo

Now, now suit dude I don’t think anyone has to die. We don’t even know maybe King is the hostage

Ciroc

Oh yeah? Watch this

 

Ciroc tosses the blow horn at the ground destroying it. Then begins yelling

 

Ciroc

Detective King, are you in any sort of distress? Do you have a gun to your head?

 

King instantly responds

 

King

Fuck no! Why would I have a gun to my head? I’m in charge here

 

Ciroc turns to Jarbo

 

Ciroc

See, he is holding two innocent civilian’s hostage for no apparent reason. I have been authorized to end this any way I see fit. So I will be using option Dom

 

Jarbo

Option Dom?

 

Ciroc

To flush out a shit weasel from its shit nest you must use a shit distraction

 

Jarbo thinks for a second

 

Jarbo

I feel like I heard that before

 

Ciroc walks to the back door of his car and opens the door revealing Dom @Green to Jarbo

 

Ciroc

I give you Dom, the dumbest dumb fuck in dumb town. King hates this man more than anyone in the city.

 

Jarbo

Okay… but how will that help us?

 

Ciroc

You will see, just get this low life a bullet resistant vest

 

Dom

Resistant? But that won’t stop a bullet

 

Ciroc

Exactly! It will save your life but if and when he shoots you we will have evidence he is a dirty cop.

 

Dom

But… it’s resistant

 

Ciroc

Think about it this way. Some tents are water resistant. They still get wet inside but not as much as a non-resistant tent. Think of it as your body is the tent. The water is your blood. Sure you will lose some but not all.

 

Dom

But… what if he shoots me in my head?

 

Ciroc

That is something I am willing to take a chance on

 

Dom

I’m not, like I said I have shit to deal… uh… with and I would like to put off my death by a few days

 

Ciroc

If you do this for the mayor and me your whole shitty criminal record will be expunged and no one will know you went to jail on gay male prostitution charges. Not to mention if you help us take down King you will never go to jail on those charges ever again

 

Dom

Okay… I’ll do it

 

Ciroc

That’s cute… not like you not doing it was an option.

 

INT-FONG’S PARENTS HOUSE-DAY

King is sitting at the table with the destroyed TV in front of him. He looks angry as he looks over at Mulligan

 

King

Mulli stop acting, it’s been a few minutes those little boy balls you have should not hurt anymore

 

Mulligan

They are big manly ones and how would you know? You wouldn’t know this pain

 

King

Why is that?

 

Mulligan

Before you’re a bitch…

 

King

Mulligan!

 

Mulligan

Okay… I’m sorry buddy

 

King

Damn right you are, now I need you to do something for me

 

Mulligan

Does it involve doing something illegal?

 

King

Never! It might be a tad bit frowned upon but that’s for the commish to determine

 

Mulligan

Okay… what is it?

 

King

I want you to go out there

 

King points to the Window

 

King

And I want you to…

 

EXT-STREETS-DAY  

Ciroc is putting the bullet resistant vest on Dom while he is telling Dom things

 

Ciroc

Everything will be ok… or slightly ok

 

Dom

Slightly ok?

 

Ciroc

Well… you may get shot. King does hate you

 

Dom

What if I get shot?

 

Ciroc

We will cross that bridge when it happens

 

Dom

If! If it happens!

 

Ciroc

Let’s not kid each other here buddy, you will get shot and most likely in a place it will hurt a great deal

 

Dom

Like the head?

 

Ciroc

No

 

Dom

Oh good! I didn’t want to get shot there

 

Ciroc

No I mean it won’t hurt getting shot in the head because that is painless. You will be dead before you hit the ground.

 

Dom

Oh… well thanks for the pep talk

 

Ciroc

No problem, now go do your job

 

As Dom slowly walks towards the house Mulligan exits the house with his hands up

 

Mulligan

Don’t shoot I’m a cop

 

Ciroc

Put your hands down dumbass and get your ass over here

 

Mulligan walks over to Ciroc

 

Ciroc

Is he ready to come out?

 

Mulligan

Not exactly…

 

The episode fades to black

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