Ain't no wall will protect you from this Mongolian

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Here it is, the biography for Franchise Cornerstone. Ain't my favorite thing to do, honestly, but those 10 tpes are interesting. Franchise Cornerstone is my 3rd player here, after Niklas Lindberg, All-time TPE leader Lord Karnage and now the Mongolian, Franchise Cornerstone. Sit and relax, while reading this interesting story

 

Childhood

 

At birth, Franchise Cornerstone had no name. The young baby was born in a little tent made of goat fur, a cold night of February. Nothing would they know, the tribute would be part of an amazing miracle that is Franchise Cornerstone. Considering his 2 parents were goats, one must say that having a human baby is...surprising. So lets not pretend that someone fucked a goat in the tribute, and lets just say that his 2 parents are goats. His mother is called Bertha and his father is named Berth. Yes, the name list for goats isn't that great. So yeah, the young boy lived in the Mongolian tribute until a tragic event, they fucking ate his father and mother. I mean, we gotta understand, the tribute gotta eat, but they were his only known family, so he was devastated. From an act of rage, he decided to quit the tribute we once called family, well, not his REAL family, or something, but they were kind to him, so it was heartbreaking to leave the tribute. He only brought his last souvenir of his parent...and a coat made from their flesh and fur. I mean cmon, a man gotta keep a souvenir from his family after all. So yeah, the plan didn't go like planed, and the young boy was freezing to death, until another tribute picked him up...and sold him as a slave. 

 

Lucky for him, the family who bought him were Canadian and they are genetically uncap able to own a slave, because they aren't Americans, amirite ? So the kid became part of this young family, who decided to bring him with them, in Toronto. Franchise didn't really had a name...since his mother and father are goats, so it's understandable, The Canadian family wasn't aware of that, so they just called him ''double-double'' until he was 16. They saw an immense talent in double-double, and they placed in in the OHL draft. At the registration, they asked for a birth certification...considering they bought double-double as a slave, they couldn't really give them one. SO they created a fake one with the name of Franchise Cornerstone, since they heard that name fro ma scout earlier in the day. That makes sense, right ?

So yeah, now the young Franchise Cornerstone is ready for his next adventure, not get his new parent eaten by the tribe. 

 

Junior

 

 

Drafted 1st oa by a team with a castor as a logo, Cornerstone was confident that this weird ass team could bring him to the next level. He already understand the basic Canadian language as : Loonie, toonie, 2-4, 2-6, the states, give'r, keener, hoser, beaut, toque, yukon, mickey, pop, toboggan, stag, hydro and ''eh'', which god knows it's enough to be understood in Canada. 

 

So yeah, his junior career went as promises, He dominated early and was a potential 1st oa pick in the NHL and the VHL, the 2 major league in the world. He decided to go with the world league since the league commissioner of the NHL, Gary Bettman, is a real twat. After a rookie season with the Otters, he decided to join the VHLM, a shit show really. He was claimed by the Bern Royals, then drafted by the Ottawa Lynx, where he had a decent amount of success. After his VHLM career done, he was ready to make the jump and join the VHL once and for all. 

 

Pro Career 

 

 

Projected as the 1st oa of the VHL, the young Mongolian had no idea where he would play. Quebec City owned, at the time, the 1st oa pick and was the logical destination for Franchise Cornerstone ,where QC would have been a offensive powerhouse for the next incoming seasons. The Helsinki GM, Mitch Higgins thought otherwise, and made a surprising move to acquire the young Mongolian. When you are called "Franchise Cornerstone", you come with plenty of expectations, and the boy was ready to fill those big shoes. Named captain his first pro season, Cornerstone delivered on the ice and off the ice as well. He trained hard and he is projected to be part of the Elite of this league real soon. His rookie season ended with an interesting total of 72 pts in 72 games. Even though he had the team leading shot percentage at 11.5%, he only scored 21 goals, where his principal task was to feed the already established star Theo Axelsson on the first line. One of his most impressive stats is definitely his 1 hit  he delivered this season, as it seems impossible he never battled the puck more than once during the whole season. Even if 1 hit seems like a disciplined play, he had 39 minutes of penalties and 25 minutes in major penalties....is there some hidden frustration that Cornerstone is hiding ? Who knows. He now enters his sophomore season with more experience under his belt and he's ready to step up his game to another level. 

He will join the same group of player he had last season, but the young team learned from their mistake of last season and they will be improved with the addition of rookie players. The EU conference will definitely be a 2 man race, where the Vikings are looking to repeat their success they had last season in the conference. The goal is definitely to prevent the 3-peat from NY, where we all know, 3-peat teams are the cancer of this league.  

 

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