Las Vegas Home Opener Antics

[BluObieZ 1,125]

You had to have known this was coming. The Las Vegas Aces play their first ever home game at the brand new T-Mobile Arena tonight against the Saskatoon Wild. It is the first ever meaningful hockey game played at the venue and they are pulling out all the stops. 

 

The first game festivities begin at 8pm, 2 hours before the puck drops. There will be fireworks outside the arena with live pole dancers putting on a show.

 

Once the outdoor festivities end, fans will move inside where they will be greeted by greeters that work for Cocex Industries who will be handing out a gift to every fan in attendance. 

 

Once you get to your seat after grabbing a $12 hot dog, $18 beer and visit the cocex booth for more of what they gifted you ($240) You will sit down and enjoy partly free wifi (free for 2 minutes then its $25) After all that you will enjoy the Ice Aces skate onto the ice and perform a sensual dance ruitine that was picked out by team Owner, GM and Head Coach Robbie Zimmers.

 

If that does not get your heart going, Robbie Zimmers has hired Prestige World Wide artist Huff 'N DoBack to perform Por Ti Volare

 

The national anthem will be performed by Britney Spears...because why fucking not

 

Enjoy the opening night festivities, oh and enjoy the slaughter 

@Smarch @Advantage @Kyle @punkhippie @Frank @Tyler @Ahma @HFD @BOOM @Rowe89 @Daniel @Seth

Edited April 9, 2017 by BobertZ

[Gudnason 607]

I hope all the concession and wifi money is going to filter down to those handsome folks on the ice who are filling all those butts in the rink.

[ASIANBOUBABI 173]

I already asked....it's not.

[BluObieZ 1,125]

1 hour ago, punkhippie said:

I hope all the concession and wifi money is going to filter down to those handsome folks on the ice who are filling all those butts in the rink.

It's going to someone's pocket. Who will put it in a bank offshore. That is all you need to know