Everything Stinks

[Smarch 2,995]

Paging Rusty Trombone

 

The Pamphlet handed out for Las Vegas Draftees

 

After coming out of the gate like a man on fire, Rusty Trombone has disappeared as of late for the Las Vegas Aces. After a week of controversy with the Aces and a couple of their players, the last thing the team needs heading down the stretch is Trombone playing like a fourth liner instead of one of the premier players in the league like he’s capable of. In the first thirty-nine games of the season Trombone was almost producing at a two point per game pace, putting up seventy-five points, but the last ten games for Trombone has seen the Englishman slip to well below a point per game with just seven points in the last ten games. Although Trombone still actively attends practice on his own, he hasn’t been able to attend team practices all season long due to a long standing VHLM rule, which possibly has finally caught up to the chemistry with his team-mates.

 

Also we need Veges emojis

*For Trombone*