Claimed: Three in the Ky

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Threencarnac Tanks Hard At The World Cup

In what will perhaps be remembered as one of the worst hockey tournament performances of all time, Edwi Threencarnac put up absolutely dreadful numbers in his three World Cup starts, recording a ridiculously low .842 save percentage along with a monstrously high 5.28 Goals Against Average. In fact, the career backup goalie was so breathtakingly shit that he actually wound up getting benched in every single one of his three starts! Luckily, it’s only one of the worst rather than the actual worst as incredibly there were WORSE goalie performances in the tournament; Marcus King let in ten goals in just two starts while MT Power recorded a hideously bad .763 save percentage over his two starts.

 

Ky Draws The Cruellest Hand

As many will be aware by now, everything that Aackckqz Ky does is completely random. He’s not one to do something based on whether he thinks it’s right or not, he just picks one of his available options without thinking and runs with it. It’s a quite incredible skill to be able to be able to make decisions without any external influence, but it’s a skill that might end up taking my abilities to randomize to it’s very limits. While Ky rolled for a VHL.com upgrade with his first purchase, his second purchase will certainly not be as kind to him as he will have to purchase the $10M Re-roll TPE purchase as soon as he gets the money to do so. So yes, that means in roughly four seasons time (which is the time when Ky will likely have the money required to buy the item), I will have to randomize for each and every one of my TPE. How much TPE? Well, as a comparison, Edwin Threencarnacion is entering his fourth season and is currently on the verge of reaching 600 TPE. So that’s 600 randomly generated lists…

 

It’s going to be bollocks!

 

Vegas Off to A Shaky Start, But Activity Promising

With Las Vegas having all of their top four scorers from the previous season plus their goalie move up to the VHL ranks for Season 55 and with only the tenth overall pick in the Season 55 VHLM draft to replace those players, it was always going to be a difficult task to repeat the same regular season success that the Aces had in Season 54. So far, the Aces are sitting in 4^th place in the conference with three wins in seven games and while the lack of VHLM goalies has hurt them, their pass-first mindset has yielded only nine goals in seven games, an area that must improve if the Aces are going to have a shot at winning the Founders Cup again.

 

Luckily though, the members of the Aces have kept up their earning rates, which will only make them a better team down the stretch. Ying and Aleksei are both now at the 175 TPE cap and a special shoutout is deserved for Sergei Komorov, the 25^th overall pick in the VHLM Draft. Taken after some players who haven’t visited the site in weeks, Komarov is putting in a strong earning effort that will help him with his aims to become the best Komarov in VHL history