Ko Slade? Orion Kane? Transition [1/2]

[BluObieZ 1,125]

Well look at that Ko Kane’s 2^nd last season is basically done. While I do enjoy my time with him, I am looking forward to my last player ever Orion Slade. So much so that I will be ramping up my hyping of him in the coming weeks. As soon as I am able to retire Ko Kane and have him play next season, I will and boom Orion will drop faster then your mom on your dads cock. The age of Orion begins now.

 

Sure he is not a player as of right now, I know that but the playoffs are starting… or have started by now. Not that I care. This whole offseason should give me about what two maybe three more weeks of PT’s for Ko Kane. I have kind of slowed down with him this season due to me being busy and me generally bored with the site. He sadly will not hit 800TPE but he will come damn fucking close. Ko Kane you were not my favorite player but we sure had our fun bud.

 

You tried your best to bring the gold back yet again to USA but since my GM reign was ended so was the USA gold medal reign. You got your fucking cup and I hoped you would get one this season... but that kinda failed unless we make a crazy run but I doubt that.

 

One last thing I can look forward to and the rest of the league can look forward to is Ko Kane’s only Free Agency fuckery. I will not be picking up my option for next season so I will be headed to free agency. Obviously a player on his last season will not be the player people spend the most money on, I am not looking for a ton of money. I am looking for a cup. So it will be interesting how this fuckery plays out.

 

Closing the Ko Kane chapter and opening the Orion Slade chapter will be the last time ever I will be retiring and recreating. The last time people can look forward to what kind of shit I come up with for my next player. Hell people already know what to expect with Orion. His Bio, Player profile and a ton of other shit has been posted for months in advance. Why? Because I fucking can! And plus I was allowed to. Yes, you read that right. Even Robbie Zimmers asks for permission from time to time.

 

In closing, enjoy this last few months of Robbie Zimmers. You will never see someone like me around here ever again. That can be viewed positively or negatively. I really can’t give a fuck less about whichever it is. Like me, hate me, put up with me you will still miss my antics even if you will not admit it. Entertainment comes in different forms and I am a fucking rough around the edges type guy. If I rubbed you the wrong way, GOOD!

[DollarAndADream 3,357]

Review:

The Ko Kane chapter was definitely a good one. He's been a great player in the league, and Orion Slade I believe will tear it up if you keep up activity levels.

GOod job on the media. Solid read.