marshall_222 12 Posted March 3, 2014 Share Posted March 3, 2014 Penis Anthony Doubligne Refuses Donuts, Friendship from Galbraith The Oslo Storm were supposedly a tight group during the season, with no teammates supposedly hating the other. This positive vision around the team is now confirmed false, as teammates Ashton Galbraith and Penis Another Doubligne, or “Stupid Asshole” as he’s been called by his mother, are reportedly sworn enemies after Doubligne dickishly refused Galbraiths friendship. The incident resulting in this feud was initiated by Stupid Asshole as he called up the commissioner of the VHL in an attempt to suspend Galbraith for “not passing the puck enough” though sources suspect Stupid Asshole was simply jealous of Galbraiths good looks and ability to tell his left from his right on only the second try. Galbraith, hearing about this incident, extended a peace offering to Stupid Asshole in the form of delicious Tim Hortons donuts and coffee… an offer that was summarily rejected by Stupid Asshole, likely because he was too busy eating the meat of the endangered African Black Rhino to bother with donuts. When reached for comment Stupid Asshole was unable to provide one as he was stuffing his face with McDonalds in front of a homeless man… he was also wearing a shirt saying “Support Cancer”, all in all he’s a bad guy. This salad though, hilarious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doomsday 4,120 Posted March 3, 2014 Share Posted March 3, 2014 This has to be the most adorable rivalry in recent memory. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marshall_222 12 Posted March 3, 2014 Author Share Posted March 3, 2014 It's not adorable, it is real and very fierce. Did you know PAD actually supported Kony? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zero 114 Posted March 3, 2014 Share Posted March 3, 2014 Can you blame me for thinking KONY 2012 was an election campaign? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doomsday 4,120 Posted March 3, 2014 Share Posted March 3, 2014 I thought it was a movement for free Playstations. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diamond_ace 3,107 Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 NOOOOOOO The rest of it I don't care, but don't kill the rhinos, rhinos are my favorite Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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