Zero 114 Posted March 7, 2014 Share Posted March 7, 2014 TORONTO, Ontario - Upon arriving in Toronto, newly-drafted member of the Legion, Penis Anthony Doubligné, known more commonly as "Doobs", announced to shocked reporters that he was retiring from the VHL. "It's true, Penis Anthony Doubligné will never play a game in the VHL," said the defenseman, who then clarified his statement with the following "That's because I have changed my name!" When asked why he would go through with such a thing, Doubligné responded matter-of-factly. "I'm sick of people making fun of my name. That's why it is now official: my name is Penis Anthony Hudson! Let's see people make fun of that! Moving on to more serious matters, Hudson was asked about his new team, and how he felt about going there. "Toronto's such a magnificent city. There's a reason they call it the city of Brotherly Love. Plus, the closer I am to Toronto, the further I am away from that peasant Ashton Galbraith, who shall not be named in my presence ever again," said the American defender, gritting his teeth at the mere thought of his arch nemesis. "My goal is to be a VHL entry draft steal. Not even Scott Campbell can say he did that. I don't get things done on the scoring sheet, but my presence is always felt on the ice and in the locker rooms. I hope that my teammates appreciate tha-" Hudson was cut off as new teammate Jack Sound walked past him and said "Welcome to the team, Huds!" Penis was unable to finish the interview, as he immediately ran off screaming. Victor 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevo 778 Posted March 7, 2014 Share Posted March 7, 2014 :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marshall_222 12 Posted March 7, 2014 Share Posted March 7, 2014 Did you know that Anthony Doubligne is actually French for "Worlds Biggest Dickhead"? Megster 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zero 114 Posted March 7, 2014 Author Share Posted March 7, 2014 Did you know that Anthony Doubligne is actually French for "Worlds Biggest Dickhead"? No it isn't! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marshall_222 12 Posted March 7, 2014 Share Posted March 7, 2014 No it isn't! Welllll google translator said it was and I don't think google translator is wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamie 438 Posted March 7, 2014 Share Posted March 7, 2014 That describes Zero perfectly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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