SlapshotWrangler 864 Posted February 17, 2019 Share Posted February 17, 2019 I tried to get former star Edwin Encarnacion to do a Blast From The Past article. He didn’t answer. For those who didn’t know, Edwin Encarnacion is a VHL Legend who went from playing in Major League Baseball to tying up the skates and playing in the Victory Hockey League. Pretty cool. I mean, name one other person who can say that they were a superstar in more than two major leagues. Knowing he is a superstar, I thought he probably was busy or something, so I called an even bigger star, Edwin Reencarnacion. You know, the guy who won MVP, Most Outstanding, Most Goals, Top Two-Way Forward, and Most Points, all in one season. He didn’t answer my call either. Eh, should’ve expected that. I mean c’mon, he’s the type of player that even Crosby could only dream of being. I called Edwin Threencarnacion. It’s so weird how their names are so similar. He didn’t pick up. Hm. Normally, I would’ve left them alone, but I had a deadline looming. Thankfully, a couple weeks before, I ran into Encarnacion. Hoping that this would be useful, I put a tracking device (aka the plot device) on his jacket. It’s his favourite jacket. I checked my computer, and sure enough, I found an address. I won’t tell you the address for privacy reasons. I went there. I was shocked. It looked like a lab. Did he become a scientist or something? I walked in. It was completely empty. There were a few quadrants but one caught my attention. Cloning Room. Curious, I went in. I will never forget what I saw. There were 4 giant test tubes with some kind of liquid in it with bodies in the first three test tubes. The last one was completely empty plus there was a hole and glass surrounding it. The hole was probably enough for a grown man, maybe the size of Edwin Preencarnacion, to fit through. I looked up and there was a sign above each test tube. One of the signs said, Encarnacion. One said Reencarnacion. One said Threencarnacion. The last one above the broken one said… Preencarnacion. Tagger 1 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/58404-vsn-a-blast-from-the-past-edwin-encarnacion-reencarnacion-and-threencarnacion/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlapshotWrangler 864 Posted February 17, 2019 Author Share Posted February 17, 2019 @Tagger I hope you like it Tagger 1 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/58404-vsn-a-blast-from-the-past-edwin-encarnacion-reencarnacion-and-threencarnacion/#findComment-588489 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tagger 2,722 Posted February 18, 2019 Share Posted February 18, 2019 Reporter should be thankful the other three are in tubes. They would have wrecked his shit, but Preencarnacion is a fairy in comparison SlapshotWrangler 1 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/58404-vsn-a-blast-from-the-past-edwin-encarnacion-reencarnacion-and-threencarnacion/#findComment-588496 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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