Match Fixing Scandal: TPE made in Albuquerque

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Reports based on information gathered from the recent raid on VHL headquarters state that TPE is being primarily produced in a secret location or locations in Albuquerque, New Mexico. The FDA has expressed great interest in touring the manufacturing plant of TPE. Lead FBI investigator Bert Macklin spoke for the agency, “The FDA needs complete and unfettered access to any and all manufacturing locations of TPE. We expect the VHL’s complete compliance.” Access to the plant would allow the FDA to monitor how this drug is created. That information would help them determine if the contents of the drug or the manufacturing process of the drug violate any federal laws.

 

According to information received by this news agency, the lead doctor overseeing the operation is a person operating under the pseudonym of Dr. Heisenberg. No additional information has been found on the true identity of Dr. Heisenberg. FBI agent Macklin continued, “Dr. Heisenberg needs to come forward for questioning from the FBI and the FDA. If the VHL know of his whereabouts and are withholding that information from a federal investigation, you will see people wind up in jail for obstruction of justice.”

 

The VHL continued with their new strategy of a closed door, silent policy in regards to the investigation and did not reply to requests for comments on the newly revealed information.

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2 hours ago, DMaximus said:

No additional information has been found on the true identity of Dr. Heisenberg

So we're...uncertain? 

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