Digestive Issues

[PenKnight 23]

 

(303 Word Count)

 

In this short article we will be discussing the thoughts of our most lucrative Star Defenseman Derek England. We have many players in our agency but recently this one has been our main focus and for lack of better words our best earner. One major focus for Derek England in the upcoming draft is going to be money. He is basically broke and needs millions to use in the VHL Player Store. In his first season he only garnered 2.5 Million. 1.5 was from his contract that Mexico didn't even bother issuing him. It took Derek a few weeks to realize that he was able to claim it and that he could make a cash donation to the league to garner TPE. Some of this was his agent, PenKnights, fault but not entirely. Eventually 3 or 4 weeks into the season England figured it out and claimed the contract money along with a donation which garnered him a massive TPE boost and an extra Million in the bank. He used the money to get more TPE and do a one time Redistribution of TPE which helped tremendously.

 

Derek England is looking forward to the Draft and all the hype that surrounds a new player when they get invited to a new Discord Locker Room. England hasn't bothered any teams and has been mostly quiet just earning as much TPE as he can throughout his true Rookie Season which is a First Generation Rookie Season. Recently he read an article that place him going in the second round to Moscow. Of course this is music to England's ears as he could get back to his home country Russia and away from all the Burritos and Chiimichangas of Mexico City. To be honest, he told us that the food is messing with his digestion!

Edited June 25, 2019 by PenKnight