Scott Greene Song Sweeps Mississauga, Drug Use Skyrockets

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Scott Greene Is Shocked At Song Inspired By His Name; Drug Use Skyrockets

 

Scott Greene of the Mississauga Hounds recently expressed shock that his name is a euphemism for drug use. "They sat me down and played a song for me. All of a sudden they were singing "Who's Scott Greene?' I was like 'I'm right here!' Its a really catchy song, though"

 

The song in question is Scott Green by Dune Rats. It is not written about the former Hounds center. It's a song about asking for drugs. The city of Mississauga has fallen in love with the song, with many instances of marijuana usage occurring than previously reported. People have taken to playing the song during hockey games when Scott Greene takes to the ice.

 

Scott himself has embraced the song, making it his official song. Dune Rats have yet to comment on the subject, but we can only assume that they'd be thrilled.

 

Scott Green by Dune Rats: https://youtu.be/ul6VV8XW9xw