Gritty Does Things to Score Goals

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Scoring a goal means the puck winds up in the back of the opponent's net. The last player on the offense to touch the puck before it goes in the net gets credited with the goal. This usually happens through either a pure snipe, a breakaway move, a deflection, a rebound, or a one timer. Gritty tries to use any of these methods to score because this article is loosely related to the VHL and therefore should get me my 2 tpe for the week. Gritty also tries to get assists by passing the puck to his teammates, or his personal favorite in shooting a rebound that will bounce to his teammate waiting in front of the wide open net. Gritty enjoys making fat goalies do the hula dance to get across the net one a cross-crease goal, because the fatties gotta jiggle across there too. I am now at 150 words and I wonder if Da Trifecta will give this the zzz emoji. 

Edited September 16, 2019 by eaglesfan036

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Now this is A+ Writing