Rumblings in Saskatoon

[David O'Quinn 115]

The GM of the Saskatoon Wild has gone crazy! As the team falls into Ottawa levels of decay, one must question the integrity and dignity of the great and mighty PEACE! (and his spunky little sidekick, Elmebeck). Lacking an active goaltender, tied for worst goals against in the league, and with some rookie scrub with some weird Irish name, David """O'Quinn""" as their fastest growing prospect, who's going to save this team? It certainly won't be their 6 picks in the first two rounds of the dispersal dra - what? Hold on a second here, who wrote this script? Where's the god damn manager? The editor? ANYONE? Is anyone.... well, screw it. I'm getting paid. Ahem... It certainly won't be their 6 picks in the first two rounds of the dispersal draft, including in particular both of the picks belonging to the two worst team's in the VHLM (Themselves and Ottawa). It also surely will not be the fast growing prospect OQuinn, who has made promises to stay with the team for his second career season... and by god! It CANNOT BE that they actually have a competent management crew who has set the team up for absolute victory for the S70 season, where the cap is raised to 250tpe, enabling them to draft at a whole new level! 

 

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