LaGuy LaWho?

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The literally unknown Guy LaGuy has decided to take his talents, or lack thereof, to the VHLM. He was seen boarding a plane only because his great granddaughter posted a picture on her social media account. Why he was still wearing his gear, nobody really knows, but we do know that he is certainly on his way to North America to join fellow Chad native Guy LaDude and foot phenom Tickle Mafoot. Rumor is that he likes to set up LaDude, who scores the goals for the potentially dominant line. Despite his playmaking ability, he is quite literally a toothpick, but no worry. Foot encyclopedian Tickle Mafoot is a face puncher that protects the two and retrieves the puck for them. The trio is looking to establish themselves at the minor league level with hopes to make an impact in the pros. In a statement by LaDude's agent Jeff Funkbiscuit, he says: 
"LaDude, LaGuy and Mafoote have to play on the same line or else we will press charges on the VHLM and the respective organization for literally no viable reason." 

General Managers around the league may be scared to pick them up because of the risk of drama, but it is likely they'll find a team that can accommodate their needs.