Funkbiscuit

You're actually fucking weird bud

So I'm gonna try to avoid typing up 250 or so words in less than four minutes by making this week's post right now. Thanksgiving break was a blast for LaDude, the Chad native that oddly adopted most American holidays. Well, pretty much all holidays for that matter. He celebrates whatever he can whenever he can. So in my last post I didn't really go into depth on how well the LML line has played so far, so to not take away from their potential writing material, I'm just gonna talk about how well LaDude has played (he has killed it). LaDude has been nothing short of astonishing so far this season by scoring 4 goals and totaling 12 points in his first 13 games(note that he only played 1 or 2 minutes in each of his first 2-4 games). Somehow on a not-so-great team he's found himself to be a plus player and to make things a bit sweeter, he's got 3 power play goals. It is expected that he will not only continue to develop, but thrive as the season passes its midway point. The Marlins are hoping to start a hot streak that should put them in a favorable position heading into the playoffs.

1. San Diego is struggling to win games. What needs to be done to start winning? We'll win eventually we don't need to worry right now. Just keep developing. 2. If you were to go on a short vacation where would you go? Wherever mafoot goes. 3. Who do you hang out with most off the ice? LaGuy. 4. What do you think of the lines so far? Any changes you want? LML line is killing it. Don't change it at all. 5. Have you been involved with any little fights with your teammates? Not yet, but I will. 7. With all the talent in the VHLM who do you think is showing that they can play in the VHL? Roadkill and the LML line...

So I just got back from my Thanksgiving trip an hour ago knowing I still had to do pretty much all of my point tasks. So here I am busting my balls to type 150 words about whatever comes to mind. So I've been pretty nuts ever since I stepped onto the ice. The LML line is proving to be more than solid for the San Diego Marlins so far. By the end of the season I wouldn't be surprised if we're all over a point per game and San Diego is in a playoff spot. Although I am curious to see if we do regress at all while everybody else is also upgrading their players. And while I was driving home thinking I was going to have to claim welfare and not be able to even get these 150 words in the books. Silly me. Marlins are definitely gonna continue to tear it up and ROADKILL STEVE for MVP folks.

Indeed we accept.

1. What are you too early predictions for yourself this season? Not sure. I want to score goals I guess. 2. What do you wish to practice the most this season? Hockey. 3. What is a personal Goal for yourself this season? 20 points. 4. What do you think your team will do this season? Probably suck because they'll have me. 8. Where do you think you will be drafted next season? Would like to play with my buddies and zeph who already has a player but it is unlikely we will play on the same team for a while if at all. 10. What do you think is your biggest strength? I'm dope as fuck my dudes.

Ask questions I guess

A few guys in the dorm have been walking in on @zepheter doing this sim league thing and figured we would give it a try. We aren't huge fans of hockey but we know enough to get by. He is going to help us set up our players and whatnot and has already pretty much taught us how to use both the forum and portal. He said we shouldn't join the discord to avoid this guy named dil which I am okay with because there has never been a pleasant person named dil. When I say we it's just a few guys from the dorm so expect maybe one or two more to join. Our plans are to join the same team so if there is a low-balling team that wants a full forward line we're here for ya. Not sure how long we are gonna play so it's likely we might just be career minor league players. Only time will tell if we enjoy this as much as zeph or not. He told me to put the tags in.

he's sitting next to me so i dont think i'll have many questions but thanks for the offer. he said saskatoon is really good this season

Player Information Username: Funkbiscuit Player Name: Guy LaDude Recruited From: Member (zepheter) Age: 25 Position: RW Height: 74 in. Weight: 210 lbs. Birthplace: Chad Player Page @VHLM GM