Orion sentenced

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Lately it looks like Orion Slade is more focused on partying then he is on hockey. So much so that he was arrested in Toronto going to a public skate while drunk and hitting people against the boards. He was sentenced to probably the worst thing he would have to do, which is having to teach little kids how to skate and play hockey. For a party animal who seems to be with hockey, this is like the death sentence, or in the very least life in prison. He was quoted as saying "Look at this bullshit. What's wrong with drinking a little and going for a skate? all those losers who can't skate at all, they all can skate but when I show up and hit them just a little, they all get mad and call the cops. Now I have to teach little fuckers how to skate and play hockey. You might as well lock me up. Throw away the key. I will not teach these kids anything that they should know. All they will learn is swearing and maybe just maybe a little drinking"