Cruel HoF

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Hiroshi Okada is young and very easy to impress. He still claps whenever the Subway person makes his sandwich. When the VHL organized a media day between current players and past "legends" (or whoever they could find, probably), Okada would just be the best public any retired player could dream of.

 

When he met Jakab Holik, he knew he was in front of a legend. When Holik told him about his disappointments at not being chosen for the Hall of Fame, Okada ate his words.

 

"It's not light, man. He second best in shutouts and he stirr not in Harr of Frame? Suche burrshit. What do I need to do to be in Harr of Fliends? Seems vely difficurt if he can't get it with armost a lecold", Okada told VHL.com, in his infinite wisdom.

 

Hiroshi Okada started a Go Fund Me to buy Jakab Holik a poney, to make him a little less sad.