Perrin is missing.

[Seabass 593]

A couple of days ago was empty out your lockers day at the Phantom's practice facility. Everyone was saying their farewells for the offseason, since who knows if all of them will be back come training camp with the Phantoms being well known for trading come the offseason after acquiring Fizzlebeef and Wahl last offseason.

 

Exit interviews with the coach we're also going down behind the scenes. These meetings are usually mandatory to attend and they're a opportunity for players and coaches to identify areas of improvement and discus other ideas and offseason goals. Everyone was there, but Phantom's defenseman, Seabass Perrin who was nowhere to be found. Calls we're made to Perrin's phone after he no-showed his exit interview only to have it go straight to voicemail. The coach was furious at first, but was then worried when he found out that nobody had gotten a hold of him since their last game in Prague. 

 

Today a missing person's report was filled with the local police force in Prague as he still hasn't been found or been seen at home in Calgary or at his condo in Prague. The hockey world hopes nothing happened to the man and we will keep you posted on any information that comes up on Perrin's dissapearence. The police is asking the public for any information on the dissapearence and to call 1-800-FAKE with any information . 

Edited March 10, 2020 by Sebster03

[Jayrad28 396]

With little to no leads, Phantoms Center Alex Pearson was also noticed to be missing, Could they be on a runaway partying binge? Or are they fed up with mediocrity?

[Seabass 593]

today i found out some words get immediately edited after submitting them. apparently I FISTED ANALLY BY A CIRCUS MONKEY my exit interview ha ha