32 wrong picks w/. Alex Kachur

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Why was thirty-two other players drafted before my Client? Why was Adam Frence drafted to the VHLM in the thirty third pick? Was it because he was French? (possibly) or was he not hard enough of a worker? Well we reached out to a few of the General Managers to ask just that question. Firstly, it was hard for me Alex Kachur to even get into any Victory Hockey League building…seems they remember me from my time in the league. When I finally snuck in with a very clever…totally not conspicuous disguise I managed to run into the commissioner who saw me and instantly ran into his office. Don’t know what that was about but hey, he is a busy guy.

 

Kachurs totally legit disguse

 

So, I did what was the smartest thing, I ambushed some General Managers when they were eating lunch. Many seemed to be “busy” or they would “call” me later…no they won’t. Finally, the Yukon General Manager Jeffery Tonn Managed to sit down with me and told me I had fifteen seconds. So, I asked him why he didn’t draft the next Wayne Gretzsky, the next Messiah, the next leader of the free world Adam Frence. He took a deep breath and said…and I quote “Well, I didn't draft him because he's kind of dog shit. Maybe he should actually update for once in his goddam life. Geez. It’s obvious why I didn't draft him.” I was appalled and slapped him in the face, told him he is nothing. Don’t bother asking him…that’s exactly how it went down.

 

I knew he was wrong, and he was going to regret not drafting my boy Number 1, if he didn’t have Number 1 he should have traded for it and took my guy Frence. So, after everyone else ghosted me for no reason at all. I managed to track down the General Manager for the Cesspool that is Saskatoon. Frence would need to grit his teeth and play in Canada, but it wasn’t all bad. Finally, after the Manager spoke…again and I quote “We passed on Frence at first, because we heard some things about French people being smelly. We don't want that in our locker room. Between picks 23 and 33, my head scout told me he met with him and said that his hygiene was A1, so we reconsidered him” I was so insulted. Frence has an odor about him sure. It’s called WINNING something the Wild know nothing about. UNTIL TODAY. They should have drafted him sooner then Thirty-Three, but they got the best player in the world. They won’t regret their decision…even if he does have to play in Saskatoon. Frence scoffed at all the responses when he was told, im not to sure he understands to much English, but hey he will be something, something people are not expecting. Look for him to light up the Minors, and pros. He has a drive to be better then I ever was and he will be my best Client to date.

 

Frence at first Wild Practice, looking Happy?

 

 

Thank you @McWolf and @MexicanCow123 for your help

 

Edited March 19, 2020 by Guest

[McWolf 3,116]

I since then fired my head scout. Frence is smelly af