Gritty Goes to the Store

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For the first time in his career, Gritty attended the player store this offseason, in hopes that it would help him fight off old age. A wise man once said, "If you want bread go to the store, if you want money go to the bank, if you wants goals go to the net." Gritty already goes to the net to score his goals, so his new tactic this offseason was to go to the store and "get this bread" as the youths say these days. He purchased both the 2% depreciation package and the one allowing you to have one attribute not depreciate. Despite this, Gritty is not putting up anywhere near as much points as last season, and Moscow is not tearing things up like last season. On the bright side there is still a lot of time to turn things around though, as all you have to do is make the playoffs and see where things go from there. 

[Mike 708]

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