Bulls Top Poll as Most Hated Houston Team

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The city of Houston really hates the Bulls right now. A recent poll of the cities population showed that somehow the Bulls are more hated than Bill O’Brien and the Houston Texans of the NFL right now. “I know they traded the best wide receiver in the league for an old and washed up runningback but at least they give us something to cheer for!!” An irate citizen said while physically assaulting The Bulls mascot; ‘Benny the Bull.’

 

 

Even the Houston Astros the infamous cheaters of the MLB, The always dissapointing Houston Rockets and the now nonexistent Houston Roughnecks of the now defunct XFL polled significantly higher in the poll asking citizens to rank the cities sports teams from ‘I guess I can forgive them’ to ‘they are literally worse than the Zodiac Killer.’

 

 

“What have the Bulls even given us!? This season is an absolute train wreck.” Couch Gm Brian Anders wrote in a heated twitter thread showcasing how he would do far better as the teams Gm. “I thought for sure we would have beat the Texans….maybe even the Astros but wow…things escalated quickly.” Gregg Stallion told police after receiving numerous death threats from the 6 people who actually follow the VHLM.

 

 

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Edited April 13, 2020 by SweatyBeaver

[McWolf 3,115]

21 minutes ago, SweatyBeaver said:

Couch Gm Brian Anders

I lol'd