Dawson Buys Tiger

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Lewis Dawson has been in isolation for the past 2 weeks so he decided to get adventurous and buy a Tiger. Although he didn't go to Carol Baskin (because she's as shady as the broad side of a barn) he also didn't go to Joe Exotic because he can't. Dawson has watched the entire series and wants to know if anyone in the VHL wants to start a Big Cat Rescue Ranch with him and be sane at the same time. Each employee would be vetted properly and wouldn't have a drug history or amputated legs (although that guy was the most trustworthy in the entire docu-series). No trips to Florida, no multiple husbands, no shooting former lovers or hiring ex-cons with no money. It's time to get down to business and make a little side side cash for your families outside of your hockey career. Lions, Tigers and even some Bears to spruce up the place after a couple years would work.

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