Another week of bullshit news with Roger Pennies

[David O'Quinn 115]

Welcome back to another week of Bullshit News, with your host Roger Pennies, arch-rival of Roger Millions. cunt.

 

This week's headliners: 

Declassified UFO sightings released by US government! Is this a scam to get more funding for the Space Force™

[Censored] [Person of nondescript gender] murdered in [redacted], public is furious: and we're staying the fuck away from it. 

Our sanctioned scientists predict a second wave of the Big Rona, after people forget about the virus while other things are happening.

 

In other, notably dismissable news: 

Developers of interactive movie teen drama Life Is Strange and other related games forming studio in Canada, but we have to ask... who over 20 cares?

Spacex' historic launch backed by NASA, public asks: why are we spending money on space when earth is in shambles?

US military continues to waste money on practice-drills. Public applauses them.

 

VHL News:

Davos, co-helmed by failure David O'Quinn, has had an okay start to the season. This is revolutionary.

Vancouver star HHH is reaching the end of his career, but he seems to be going out with a bang. I'm not sure what this means though, ask John Lennon. (too soon?)

 

Edit: made viable for tpe

 

Edited June 1, 2020 by David O'Quinn

[DollarAndADream 3,356]

@David O'Quinn

Needs to be league related. Basically just throw your player's name in there somewhere involving him or a team and that will pass for a VHL.com.

[David O'Quinn 115]

1 hour ago, DollarAndADream said:

@David O'Quinn

Needs to be league related. Basically just throw your player's name in there somewhere involving him or a team and that will pass for a VHL.com.

But Roger Pennies is my players official career reporter xD. I'll make a small edit.