Shite Sports WJC Gameday

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Shite Sports WJC Gameday
Asia Shows No Respect: Gives Middle Finger To Hockey Powerhouses 

 

If anyone thought there was going to be a nation that rolled over in the S72 World Junior Championships (WJC), most money was probably on Team Asia. Indeed, such was the disdain of the powers that be at WJC Headquarters team Asia was scheduled to face the two biggest powerhouse teams in world hockey back to back to open the tournament. Many suggested this was a move clearly designed to pad the records of Team Canada and Team USA thus giving both nations a leg up to start the competition. Clearly, the payers from some of the world's hockey poor nations, cobbled together with the cast-offs and misfits from the rest of the world stood no chance, or so the narrative was supposed to read.

 

Unfortunately for Canada and the USA, Team Asia had no such preconceptions, had not read the script and didn't give a rats ass about what was supposed to happen. Amid jubilant celebrations from their players and fans, Team Asia only went out and beat both Team Canada and Team USA, to start the Round-Robin portion of the competition with a sparkling 2-0 record. The losses have left the managers of both the North American teams scratching their heads and looking for someone to shoulder the blame. 

 

Team Asia       4 

Team Canada 3

 

Team USA     4 

Team Asia     5 (OT)

 

 

In related news, outspoken and un-selected Miami Marauders rookie player @dlamb had no hesitation in telling Shite Sports News where to point the finger: 

 

'...the canada management (are) big red assed baffoons [sic] running all over the place...'

The centre iceman prospect then added:

 '...don't worry, it'll be even funnier when they lose the gold medal game to europe...' 

 

Strong words from the young player. Currently, Dakota Lamb is 5th in VHLM rookie scoring, with 19 goals and 28 assists for 47 points in 38 games played for the expansion Miami club.

 

Team Canada officials have dismissed his comments, indicating the youngster was disgruntled at not being selected and needed to learn how to deal with disappointment, if he wanted a carve himself out a pro career playing hockey.