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Bullshit News of the the week


David O'Quinn

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Welcome back to another 'Bullshit news of the week', with your host, Roger Pennies!

 

Our headlines for tonight are the following:

 

The Calgary Wranglers are wondering where they're going to play, as a major thunderstorm and massive bout of hail has left their arena damaged and flooded.

The Big Rona has continued, slowing down in some parts and heating up in others. But as we keep asking... Wuwho?

The hardcore roleplay fantasy league, for some reason nicknamed the NHL, is expected to choose Vegas and Toronto as hub cities... we have to ask, why do they roleplay this hard?

 

In other news: 

RIck and Morty coming back for another 60 episodes, but no one knows when.

[Censored] continue across the country in protest of [Redacted], the [Expunged] has continued to approach the situation with [expunged].

Starbucks closing 200 locations in Canada, believed that Tim Hortons assassins are involved, threatening to [expunged] starbucks franchise owners.

Playstation 5 revealed... it's a tall sauron mask. 

 

This has been Bullshit News of the week with your host, Roger 'dodger' Pennies

 

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