What it's like to be AGM

[Da_Berr 219]

I'm extremely honoured to have been selected as Warsaw's AGM by Muff. Many people here will and have said that a VHL AGM doesn't do anything, and I can confirm this fact. In the past three days since being hired, I have been non-stop partying. While Muff has been diligently working on his draft boards and plans, I've been barhopping and sightseeing. Don't tell him, but I've already spent the entire team budget on lottery tickets. Once in awhile at 2 am I would get a phone call from Muff asking for advice or feedback, but I would hang up and go back to clubbing. On the night of the draft, I have already hired a stout Brazillian man to pretend to be me. Muff being the absolute idiot he is probably won't even notice, and I'm not even Brazillian. It wouldn't matter anyway since I don't even know how the draft works. Muff can do all the work himself anyways; I'll still be credited. Mark my words in a few years, I'll be known as the greatest AGM ever in the history of the VHL.