Sponsored by Beatrice?

[KnightRiley 72]

Now I’ll be honest, Beatrice wasn’t the one to contact me as I constantly emailed them at the start of my VLHM career and the pitch that finally got them to reply to my email was ‘dairyland fucking sucks’. “ the first thing I do when I wake up is go to my fridge and drink chocolate milk, I drink it before I leave the house, before and after training, even before every game and after every game, it’s the first thing I drink before I go to sleep. Your delicious drink is what keeps me going, even before hockey, it’s the only other love of my life and I treasure every sip I take of it, every inhale is savoured before the fresh chocolaty goodness is swallowed. Chocolate milk is my life and I would be honoured if you would if you would sponsor me and just pay me in a life time of chocolate milk.”  I’ll be honest, all of that wasn’t what got me the sponsorship all they cared about was the headline of the email, and the fact I’d rather get payed in chocolate milk than money, but they also seen the free exposure into the VHL.  

 So to end this message, and most likely every other interview, message and game as according to contract dairyland chocolate milk sucks.