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[rory 1,962]

Hello again the greater Victory Hockey League community. My name is still Rory and here is where I write 500 words exactly, nobody reads it, and I collect 6 TPE after passing go. In this episode of this great weekly event, I will first complain about how Hylands has decided to absolutely shaft me by not changing our plans for my point task this week at the literal last moment. First off how dare he? Second off, I'm not nearly drunk enough to actually write 500 words but you know how it is homies. Now we shall discuss some other subject: The Mexico City Kings.

 

The team has been kinda meh this week and I don't know if I find that acceptable or not. I think we can do better then what the standings show, especially after losing to perhaps the worst team in the leagues history. I am incredibly disappointed. To further pile onto this, our star forward RJ Thatcher has disappeared into the aether and not been active for over a week. To further, further pile onto this great negative circumstance the Mexico City hockey club faces, they then lost to the Missing in Action Marauders, the club based out of Miami. But that's enough about the negatives ya feel me? Let us discuss the positives for the week ending December Sixth that currently are helping the Mexico City club claim victory over enemy Victory Hockey League Minor teams. The Greg Wall of China, Kevin Wu, has been an absolute stud securing himself the highest points for a defenseman in the league. The only dweeb even close to contention is my disappointment of a son, Cowboy Prout. He was not invited to Thanksgiving this year, and he will not be invited to Christmas if he keeps this attitude up. The Greg Wall absolutely deserves the Ryan Sullivan trophy after being under the tutelage of Season Seventy-Two winner, King Kruul.

Okay I have already wasted over 300 words talking about absolutely nothing, hopefully the updater who reads this doesn't realize that it is absolutely all gibberish. I guess I'll talk about the true first overall pick, Jeffrey Pines. He kinda sucks but what can you do. I fully blame Josh da Silver for this tragedy because he is bad general manager who can't build around the best playmaker the VHL never saw. My only support is boy who hit? Shaking my head. Already speed run next topic, let's talking about Muff's disgusting joke of a team he's built in the City of Warsaw, in the nation state of Poland, which happens to be in the European Union. This dude got DAKOTA LAME hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah. How can you possibly win the Victory Cup with a player's who name is literally LAME. A joke. Relocate Warsaw to Belarus and then make Lukashenko the GM because at least has enough sense to not draft Dakota Lame.

Well there you have it. I have successfully wrote 500 words and then abruptly finished my sentence.

players mentioned: don't care