Funny VHL Names Part 2

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Continuing my funny names journey we go to New York who have the amazing Big Chungus. Prague doesn't have anyone currently but The Blob will soon join the team so he gets an honorable mention. Honorable Mention to my Ottawa Teammate, Goalie Hi Hello. Seattle has a great prospect in Franz Ferdinand. Toronto has a great prospect by the name of Jolly Greene Giant who reminds me of corn. Vancouver has prospect and teammate of mine Aivars Kiris. Finally, Warsaw has some great names. Right Winger Jeremy Lin and Lexi Glass are the main roster players with honorable mentions to prospects Dill Pickle and the great (sic). Basketball, Hockey, and Rugrats references are awesome. "the great" is weird but it works somehow. Moving on to the minors, Halifaz has a player named empty. Hopefully, he plays better than his name. Houston may be the most stacked team in terms of great names. They have 5 forwards with great names in Napoleon Bonaparte, Joan De Arc, Leaning Tower of Pisa, Alexander the Great, and Genghis Khan. I enjoy history and leaning towers so this team is choc full with great names. They also have defensemen Hadrian and William of Orange and I have no clue if William of Orange is real or not but if he isn't then he should be. Mexico City Kings has some great defensemen. Chris P Bacon makes me hungry, MacGruber is hilarious, Tee Pee E II is spot on the nose and I love it. 

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7 hours ago, IHateBobNutting said:

Continuing my funny names journey we go to New York who have the amazing Big Chungus. Prague doesn't have anyone currently but The Blob will soon join the team so he gets an honorable mention. Honorable Mention to my Ottawa Teammate, Goalie Hi Hello. Seattle has a great prospect in Franz Ferdinand. Toronto has a great prospect by the name of Jolly Greene Giant who reminds me of corn. Vancouver has prospect and teammate of mine Aivars Kiris. Finally, Warsaw has some great names. Right Winger Jeremy Lin and Lexi Glass are the main roster players with honorable mentions to prospects Dill Pickle and the great (sic). Basketball, Hockey, and Rugrats references are awesome. "the great" is weird but it works somehow. Moving on to the minors, Halifaz has a player named empty. Hopefully, he plays better than his name. Houston may be the most stacked team in terms of great names. They have 5 forwards with great names in Napoleon Bonaparte, Joan De Arc, Leaning Tower of Pisa, Alexander the Great, and Genghis Khan. I enjoy history and leaning towers so this team is choc full with great names. They also have defensemen Hadrian and William of Orange and I have no clue if William of Orange is real or not but if he isn't then he should be. Mexico City Kings has some great defensemen. Chris P Bacon makes me hungry, MacGruber is hilarious, Tee Pee E II is spot on the nose and I love it. 

 

 

He's real: https://nl.wikipedia.org/wiki/Willem_van_Oranje