That Dude Talks Minnesota mid-S76

[Cornholio 182]

Minnesota Storm center That Dude has been in the middle of the team's strong offensive surge this year. After starting out in a mix between the first and the second line, it seems That Dude has firmly entrenched himself as the first line center for the time being while the team rotates the wingers/defenseman platoons. 

 

"Of course baby I'm first line! That Dude is that good! I win my faceoffs, I take care of the puck well and I make plays. While I'm not the number one points-earner on the team, everybody eats because of me. They get assists if they pass the puck to me and if I syke the defense out of a shot, it ends up going to a teammate who gets a wide-open net to shoot at. Easy peasy. Our team is numero uno in the VHLM in offense and you could say that I'm kinda a big deal in that offensive surge. Ain't no team out there that can hang with us. 

 

Of course, there is always room for improvements in my game as I prepare to make the jump up to the bigs with the big bad boys. Right now, I've been hitting the weight room a lot - getting myself all buffed up and shit like that. Then I'll probably focus on my footwork as well as puck handling. It's a continuous process to improve ourselves and in order to achieve greatness - one's got to put in work on a daily basis. I look forward to leading our Minnesota team into an equally-as-strong second half of the season! Hopefully with the number one overall seed in our back pocket, but we'll see."