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    Ottawa Lynx press conference

    in Team Press Conferences

    Posted

    1. We've found our way into 2nd place, do you think we can continue to stay here, or even come in 1st?

    No, everyone is fucking horrible

    2. What's one trade or move that you think me and Esso should do?

    Derek Pouliot to Ottawa Lunx

    3. What do you think the team needs to improve?

    More ice time for me

    4. How's your players performance so far?

    Godly

    5. Philly just had a fire sale, do you think this was the right call?

    No... for the team that took the players cuz Ottawa is winning the cup LUL

    6. Does pineapple go on pizza? (your kicked off the team if you answer wrong ;) )

    yes. fuck ur ultimatum

    Ottawa Lynx press conference

    in Team Press Conferences

    Posted

    1. Many people have predicted us to do poorly, what do you have to say to them?

    dude, all me.

    2. What do you think of the STHS scheduling (playing sask 10/14 games)

    LMFAO we fucked them over tho. I bet they are crying.

    3. Jack Lynch is leading the league in points. Did you expect to see him there?

    Naah, i should be there but it's rigged obviously.

    4. What are you planning on improving for your player?

    Durability

    5. Who's your favourite NHL team?

    Windsor Spitfires

    6. What's your favourite meme?

    Nykonax

    VHLM Player Press Conference

    in Player Press Conferences

    Posted

    1. After one long offseason, season 65 has finally started. What do you think of your team's performance in these first couple of sims?

     

    Absolutely fucking atrocious. can't believe i'm playing with these shit players

     

    2. How is the ambiance in your locker room after these sims?

     

    Terrible, everyone has given up.

     

    3. Which team do you like playing against more than others?

     

    Lol saksatoon. Do you see how horrible they are?

     

    4. Season has just started, so the VHL Entry Draft might be hard to predict right now, but in what round do you think you'll be taken?

     

    1st overall 1st round. I'm the best

     

    5. Besides hockey, obviously, what other sports do you like to play casually or watch?
     

    Professional suicide

     

    6. What's your game day routine? What do you eat before games?

     

    Cow heart

    Exclusive VHL.com Interview with Srraxxarrakex sponsored by Sina Weibo

    in VHL.com Articles

    Posted

    Interviewer: We're here with Srraxxarrakex who signed a couple of weeks ago with the Ottawa Lynx. We have not talked to him yet, but we get an opportunity to talk to him here.

    Srraxxarrakex, how are you feeling today?

     

    *Srraxxarrakex speaks*

     

    Translator: He said that it's been nice here in Ottawa and he's excited to get the season started.

     

    Interviewer: Okay. The fans are wondering why you signed in Ottawa. What do you say about that?

     

    *Srraxxarrakex speaks*

     

    Translator: He said that he's always heard about Canada from his parents. He's a huge fan of his dad even though he didn't have a great VHL career. He also said that he knows that the fans will prefer to watch the Lynx instead of Senators because they do not have Melnyk running the team.

     

    Interviewer: *laughs* That's great to hear. I hope you enjoy Ottawa. Do you have anything to say to your fans?

     

    *Srraxxarrakex speaks*

     

    Translator: He said that I hope the fans in Japan cheers him on and that he hopes that he will get new fans in North America as well.

     

    Interviewer: Thank you for the interview

    VHLM Player Press Conference

    in Player Press Conferences

    Posted

    1) The draft is over, the signings have settled down, and the VHLM is just about ready to get things started. Who do you think is the favorite, going into this season?

    Us obviously

     

    2) With teams filling up this quickly, further expansion of the VHLM might be a potential talking point. Where would you put another minors team?

    Uganda. Because you do not know the way

     

    3) The offseason's ending- what's your player's plan to get back in shape for game 1?

    Update TPE every week

     

    4) Do you/your player have any preseason superstitions to help boost their performance?

    I pray to the RNG gods that the simulator chooses my player to score

     

    5) Now that you've had time to get used to your team, who's been your favorite teammate thus far?

    They all suck

     

    6) If the commissioners/GMs could do one thing to make your VHLM experience more fun, what would it be?

    Give me free TPE

     

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