flan

Player Information Username: Flan Player Name: Srraxxarrakex.png Recruited From: Flan Age: 999 Position: RW Height: 99 in. Weight: 999 lbs. Birthplace: 9

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170 New York Americans @ Calgary Wranglers 171 Moscow Menace @ Seattle Bears 172 Riga Reign @ Vancouver Wolves 173 HC Davos Dynamo @ Helsinki Titans

Titans 4-3

1. We've found our way into 2nd place, do you think we can continue to stay here, or even come in 1st? No, everyone is fucking horrible 2. What's one trade or move that you think me and Esso should do? Derek Pouliot to Ottawa Lunx 3. What do you think the team needs to improve? More ice time for me 4. How's your players performance so far? Godly 5. Philly just had a fire sale, do you think this was the right call? No... for the team that took the players cuz Ottawa is winning the cup LUL 6. Does pineapple go on pizza? (your kicked off the team if you answer wrong ) yes. fuck ur ultimatum

1. Many people have predicted us to do poorly, what do you have to say to them? dude, all me. 2. What do you think of the STHS scheduling (playing sask 10/14 games) LMFAO we fucked them over tho. I bet they are crying. 3. Jack Lynch is leading the league in points. Did you expect to see him there? Naah, i should be there but it's rigged obviously. 4. What are you planning on improving for your player? Durability 5. Who's your favourite NHL team? Windsor Spitfires 6. What's your favourite meme? Nykonax

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1. After one long offseason, season 65 has finally started. What do you think of your team's performance in these first couple of sims? Absolutely fucking atrocious. can't believe i'm playing with these shit players 2. How is the ambiance in your locker room after these sims? Terrible, everyone has given up. 3. Which team do you like playing against more than others? Lol saksatoon. Do you see how horrible they are? 4. Season has just started, so the VHL Entry Draft might be hard to predict right now, but in what round do you think you'll be taken? 1st overall 1st round. I'm the best 5. Besides hockey, obviously, what other sports do you like to play casually or watch? Professional suicide 6. What's your game day routine? What do you eat before games? Cow heart

94 Vancouver Wolves @ Calgary Wranglers 95 Moscow Menace @ New York Americans 96 Seattle Bears @ Helsinki Titans 97 HC Davos Dynamo @ Riga Reign 

Riga 4-2

Wolves 4-2

66 HC Davos Dynamo @ Moscow Menace 67 Toronto Legion @ Vancouver Wolves 68 Calgary Wranglers @ New York Americans 69 Moscow Menace @ Riga Reign

Interviewer: We're here with Srraxxarrakex who signed a couple of weeks ago with the Ottawa Lynx. We have not talked to him yet, but we get an opportunity to talk to him here. Srraxxarrakex, how are you feeling today? *Srraxxarrakex speaks* Translator: He said that it's been nice here in Ottawa and he's excited to get the season started. Interviewer: Okay. The fans are wondering why you signed in Ottawa. What do you say about that? *Srraxxarrakex speaks* Translator: He said that he's always heard about Canada from his parents. He's a huge fan of his dad even though he didn't have a great VHL career. He also said that he knows that the fans will prefer to watch the Lynx instead of Senators because they do not have Melnyk running the team. Interviewer: *laughs* That's great to hear. I hope you enjoy Ottawa. Do you have anything to say to your fans? *Srraxxarrakex speaks* Translator: He said that I hope the fans in Japan cheers him on and that he hopes that he will get new fans in North America as well. Interviewer: Thank you for the interview

21 Riga Reign @ Moscow Menace  22 Helsinki Titans @ Calgary Wranglers 23 Toronto Legion @ HC Davos Dynamo  24 Seattle Bears @ New York Americans

Seattle 3-1

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1) The draft is over, the signings have settled down, and the VHLM is just about ready to get things started. Who do you think is the favorite, going into this season? Us obviously 2) With teams filling up this quickly, further expansion of the VHLM might be a potential talking point. Where would you put another minors team? Uganda. Because you do not know the way 3) The offseason's ending- what's your player's plan to get back in shape for game 1? Update TPE every week 4) Do you/your player have any preseason superstitions to help boost their performance? I pray to the RNG gods that the simulator chooses my player to score 5) Now that you've had time to get used to your team, who's been your favorite teammate thus far? They all suck 6) If the commissioners/GMs could do one thing to make your VHLM experience more fun, what would it be? Give me free TPE

pls sign here, we have a lot of mcdavid figurines.

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1. For those of you who were just drafted, were you suprised when the Lynx drafted you? yes, very surprised. wtf is this. 2. For those of you who weren't just drafted, are you happy with your new teammates? hell naw. i'm playin with scrubs, especially kyl 3. If you didn't play for Ottawa who would you want to play for? with team trash. 4. Who's your favourite GM, me or esso? (There's a right answer) none of you. 5. What expectations for your player do you have this season? derek pouliot 6. If you haven't been drafted to the VHL, where do you think you'll be picked. If you have been drafted, are you happy with where you've been drafted? i woulda been undrafted just like i am now. 7. Bacon or Sausages and why? broccoli because it's healthy.

lol jk. ok i sign.

ur pitch sucks

Player Information Username: flan Player Name: Srraxxarrakex II Recruited From: Member (Kylrad) Age: 18 Position: D Height: 74 in. Weight: 194 lbs. Birthplace: Japan Player Page @VHLM GM