DoktorFunk

Hey there, @iro723! My name is DoktorFunk and I am the Assistant General Manager of the Mississauga Hounds! Welcome to the league! We need star players to make a name for themselves in Mississauga. If you’re looking to prove yourself and really put in the work for a chance at glory, this is the team for you! In return, we can promise you a locker room experience and training tips that are second to none! We have some of the brightest and most talented people in the Victory Hockey League available to you whenever you want. We have a bunch of Wingers already, but, with hard work, you'll be guaranteed to make it to the top line. I’m not going to sugarcoat it; you get back what you put in in this league, and, if you’re willing to put in a little time, I promise we can have an amazing amount of fun together! If you’re interested, please quote this post and say “accept!” Whether you decide to sign with us or not, I hope you have the very best of luck in your career, and I look forward to speaking with you very soon! DoktorFunk AGM of the Mississauga Hounds

Hey there, @Bunnyhop100! My name is DoktorFunk and I am the Assistant General Manager of the Mississauga Hounds! Welcome to the league! We need star players to make a name for themselves in Mississauga. If you’re looking to prove yourself and really put in the work for a chance at glory, this is the team for you! In return, we can promise you a locker room experience and training tips that are second to none! We have some of the brightest and most talented people in the Victory Hockey League available to you whenever you want. We need Defensemen and we will give you top line time immediately. I’m not going to sugarcoat it; you get back what you put in in this league, and, if you’re willing to put in a little time, I promise we can have an amazing amount of fun together! If you’re interested, please quote this post and say “accept!” Whether you decide to sign with us or not, I hope you have the very best of luck in your career, and I look forward to speaking with you very soon! DoktorFunk AGM of the Mississauga Hounds

Due to the current coronavirus epidemic, drastic measures have been taken to make sure that none of the players are exposed. But, despite a general quarantine and other various restrictions that the Victory Hockey League has put in place, Scott Greene of the Seattle Bears has placed himself under a self-imposed isolation. We caught up with Greene via video chat to discuss his drastic measures. Bedraggled, and looking like he hasn't shaved in years, Greene said the following: "I've been controlling my player with a video game controller since the beginning of the season. I really don''t want to get exposed to the virus because it might shorten my career overall. I want to keep playing hockey until I die, and I really don't want that to happen. The person that you see on the ice is actually a minor league player that I've installed an advanced microchip into. He's pretty good, but a couple more Cybernetic enhancements will make him truly great."

Press conference! Answer three for 1 tpe or six for 2 tpe! 1. @Berocka has a cricket simulation league. His cricketer, Big Chungus, fights VHL's own Big Chungus. Who wins? 2. @efiug has contracted the coronavirus. What does he do first? 3. @Da_Berr has been tearing it up. What's the secret to his success? 4. You guys have been working really hard and I'm proud of you (at least the ones who answer these questions!) What do you like about Mississauga? 5. What music have you been listening to recently? 6. Any video-game recommendations?

Hey there, @Tiger King! My name is DoktorFunk and I am the Assistant General Manager of the Mississauga Hounds! Welcome to the league! We need star players to make a name for themselves in Mississauga. If you’re looking to prove yourself and really put in the work for a chance at glory, this is the team for you! In return, we can promise you a locker room experience and training tips that are second to none! We have some of the brightest and most talented people in the Victory Hockey League available to you whenever you want. We have a bunch of Wingers already, but, with hard work, you'll be guaranteed to make it to the top line. I’m not going to sugarcoat it; you get back what you put in in this league, and, if you’re willing to put in a little time, I promise we can have an amazing amount of fun together! If you’re interested, please quote this post and say “accept!” Whether you decide to sign with us or not, I hope you have the very best of luck in your career, and I look forward to speaking with you very soon! DoktorFunk AGM of the Mississauga Hounds

Hey there, @iAreRaindrop! My name is DoktorFunk and I am the Assistant General Manager of the Mississauga Hounds! We need star players to make a name for themselves in Mississauga. If you’re looking to prove yourself and really put in the work for a chance at glory, this is the team for you! In return, we can promise you a locker room experience and training tips that are second to none! We have some of the brightest and most talented people in the Victory Hockey League available to you whenever you want. As we already have many wingers, you're going to be fighting for you spots on any line you're on, but we're happy to have you, regardless, and will move you up if you work for it! I’m not going to sugarcoat it; you get back what you put in in this league, and, if you’re willing to put in a little time, I promise we can have an amazing amount of fun together! If you’re interested, please quote this post and say “accept!” Whether you decide to sign with us or not, I hope you have the very best of luck in your career, and I look forward to speaking with you very soon! DoktorFunk AGM of the Mississauga Hounds

Hey there, @Ville Väliliha! My name is DoktorFunk and I am the Assistant General Manager of the Mississauga Hounds! Welcome to the league! We need star players to make a name for themselves in Mississauga. If you’re looking to prove yourself and really put in the work for a chance at glory, this is the team for you! In return, we can promise you a locker room experience and training tips that are second to none! We have some of the brightest and most talented people in the Victory Hockey League available to you whenever you want. We absolutely need defensemen and can promising you 1st/2nd line time. I’m not going to sugarcoat it; you get back what you put in in this league, and, if you’re willing to put in a little time, I promise we can have an amazing amount of fun together! If you’re interested, please quote this post and say “accept!” Whether you decide to sign with us or not, I hope you have the very best of luck in your career, and I look forward to speaking with you very soon! DoktorFunk AGM of the Mississauga Hounds

Hey there, @Ethan fouillard! My name is DoktorFunk and I am the Assistant General Manager of the Mississauga Hounds! We need star players to make a name for themselves in Mississauga. If you’re looking to prove yourself and really put in the work for a chance at glory, this is the team for you! In return, we can promise you a locker room experience and training tips that are second to none! We have some of the brightest and most talented people in the Victory Hockey League available to you whenever you want. As we already have many wingers, you're going to be fighting for you spots on any line you're on, but we're happy to have you, regardless! I’m not going to sugarcoat it; you get back what you put in in this league, and, if you’re willing to put in a little time, I promise we can have an amazing amount of fun together! If you’re interested, please quote this post and say “accept!” Whether you decide to sign with us or not, I hope you have the very best of luck in your career, and I look forward to speaking with you very soon! DoktorFunk AGM of the Mississauga Hounds

Claim Week 2/4

Hey there, @cosm0s! My name is DoktorFunk and I am the Assistant General Manager of the Mississauga Hounds! We need star players to make a name for themselves in Mississauga. If you’re looking to prove yourself and really put in the work for a chance at glory, this is the team for you! In return, we can promise you a locker room experience and training tips that are second to none! We have some of the brightest and most talented people in the Victory Hockey League available to you whenever you want. I’m not going to sugarcoat it; you get back what you put in in this league, and, if you’re willing to put in a little time, I promise we can have an amazing amount of fun together! If you’re interested, please quote this post and say “accept!” Whether you decide to sign with us or not, I hope you have the very best of luck in your career, and I look forward to speaking with you very soon! DoktorFunk AGM of the Mississauga Hounds

Hey there, @skinnychinese! My name is DoktorFunk and I am the Assistant General Manager of the Mississauga Hounds! We need star players to make a name for themselves in Mississauga. If you’re looking to prove yourself and really put in the work for a chance at glory, this is the team for you! In return, we can promise you a locker room experience and training tips that are second to none! We have some of the brightest and most talented people in the Victory Hockey League available to you whenever you want. I’m not going to sugarcoat it; you get back what you put in in this league, and, if you’re willing to put in a little time, I promise we can have an amazing amount of fun together! If you’re interested, please quote this post and say “accept!” Whether you decide to sign with us or not, I hope you have the very best of luck in your career, and I look forward to speaking with you very soon! DoktorFunk AGM of the Mississauga Hounds

Hey there, @Hops! My name is DoktorFunk and I am the Assistant General Manager of the Mississauga Hounds! We need star players to make a name for themselves in Mississauga. If you’re looking to prove yourself and really put in the work for a chance at glory, this is the team for you! In return, we can promise you a locker room experience and training tips that are second to none! We have some of the brightest and most talented people in the Victory Hockey League available to you whenever you want. I’m not going to sugarcoat it; you get back what you put in in this league, and, if you’re willing to put in a little time, I promise we can have an amazing amount of fun together! If you’re interested, please quote this post and say “accept!” Whether you decide to sign with us or not, I hope you have the very best of luck in your career, and I look forward to speaking with you very soon! DoktorFunk AGM of the Mississauga Hounds

We've got Esso and Cole here to talk about New York and the most redneck regions of Canada! As always, thank you to our guests, and please let us know on either the forum or on Discord if you'd ever like to be on the podcast! We always like to have guests! Incriminated parties: @Esso2264 @Spyro @ColeMrtz @Banackock

Rayzor was infected last night.

Basically, because I'm fucked, and Rayzor had a better claim to be Medium than me, given it seems he actually is. So, I'm hoping to infect the rest of you while you weed out the mafia.

Jacoba and Mcwolf are also infected

Last night

Is there just a random town role? I was told no.

Hatter is

A_ferk jailed me night one, and was infected as a result. I infected Berocka night two, and attempted to infect Cole last night.

I can provide you with a list of people I've infected. Other than that, not much I can do.

Not really lol

So, cards on the table, I'm the Plaguebearer. You can kill me if you like, but the mafia is a more immediate threat at the moment, and you might need the votes. I'm not the medium, but I'd also like to point out that Rayzor might also NOT actually be the medium. ?

Oh okay.

Me looking for Seattle playing hockey